Carrie Ord

Slanchro gene

Im unable to lie

A Shutterstock photo of a blue-gray tanager eating old bananas with a palm tanager that says "Foi uma daquelas semanas... passe o yaoi!"

I don't care what that stupid bitch has to say about anything let alone his fuckass tariffs. Not even out of morbid curiosity or when he says something funny

Squirrel on my bird feeder pole. He has a front paw at the 9 o clock position on one of the leaf shaped perches like a steering wheel

He looks like he's driving

Searching my posts for "squirrel"... I think I'm tsundere for squirrels

Squirrel standing on its hind legs on gravelly ground with intense motion blur around him @Chantal.777@live.com watermark

Sat down in a city park for a few minutes today and squirrels were begging me for food by holding one little paw to their chests and looking up at me. looked up the behavior and found this picture lmfao

hello. i am 2 kilobytes. i am tiny! Heavily compressed promotional art of Amuro from 0079 just standing there.

Mijo means pee in Portuguese

Im 32.. and a half

In middle school my best friend and I found a picture of a dachshund running in the snow with the caption "dis is a weenie dog cruisin" we saved it to our photobuckets and would regularly just look at it or just say it

Birds

Gray-cowled wood-rail at the edge of a pond

Funky chicken

Coots don't count

I have seen rails in 3 different countries but not the US despite having purposely sought them out

🚦 stop light :)

Moot because I will not be watching either way

I'm ornery as fuck

Yeah that's basically it except they are starting to audit them to make sure we get them done 😭 😭

a little girl with blonde hair is wearing a pink kimono ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is wearing a pink kimono

My facade

I hate doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like forced submission into corporate fakery and ass kissing which I largely acceptably refuse to engage in

Lmfao that's a good one. I'm partial to ones with Bug in them as well.. I use Indoor Bug occasionally lol

I have such an intense urge to play Salmon Run this instant but I actually have to woooooork

For some reason I also thought you could make the title VIP Style but you cant... I'm still "Fortunate Son" lol

Mickey had a dental cleaning a week before AWA once and was not pooping so we slipped a small spoonful of plain pumpkin puree into his food and it worked immediately lol

It sort of feels on purpose that splat has given me the Brand-New and All-New titles but not New while I've had Type for ages

An orange paint chip "Toucan" with an ink drawing of Elpeo Ple and Ple Two. The toco toucan is on Ple Two's arm and she doesn't like it but Puru loves it

Zoomed out showing the inkling girl plush holding the paint chip next to haro plush

Giving them their own post

There's a billboard nearby that brags about direct flights to Providence RI and it's like. ok... I'm not that impressed