Matt Cramer

Uh, do you know something we don’t about 2027?

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Ha agreed

What if it were Fetterman (R) v Romney (D)?

What happened to that dude?

You said 3 years before the election…

AOC’s biggest problem if she runs for president is that the white men who control our media ecosystem will not so much put a finger on the scale to stop her as an entire hand

it can be done (see: Zohran) but it’s going to be blatant and it’s going to be infuriating

The American Dream™️

Preach!

Oh shit you’re right, I felt exactly the same. I guess I should just admit I’m terrible at predicting the future

Even just “Black guy” was impossible. Black guy + crazy name + never heard of him before last year = are you kidding?

Obama was impossible until he suddenly wasn’t

I remember him saying he would step aside after just one term, after restoring “normalcy”

Kamala

1996 Todd Hollandsworth Los Angeles OF 1995 Hideo Nomo Los Angeles SP 1994 Raul Mondesi Los Angeles OF 1993 Mike Piazza Los Angeles C 1992 Eric Karros Los Angeles 1B

I had forgotten their insane run in the mid 90s

It’s hilarious that this is true

Erika Kirk looking happy as hell

She’ll have that Erika Kirk glow

Fitting as watching him play last year was a horror story

Man, this is some bullshit

Graham @grahamistearingup.bsky.social I don't think most consider a 16 yo to be a child, but that doesn't mean they're somehow exempt from being manipulated or abused. The constant emphasis of "children" implies that sexual abuse can *ONLY* be perpetrated against a child. Most of Epstein's victims were teenagers AND THAT'S ALREADY BAD. Quoting Outspoken ™ @out5p0ken.bsky.social Stop saying underage women. They are children.

He deleted but here’s a screenshot. Why is it always some guy named Graham

DJ-3000 is that you?

There must be so many women Trump has never seen smile, because when he sees them they’re also seeing him

YouTube video by superlars69 MacArthur Park Richard Harris SCTV YouTube freecorder com

“For god’s sake man can I have a BLOODY TOWEL”

Hey there are also some white O linemen

The cast of SCTV

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

Omar about to full on punch the lights out of the Edgar suit wearing guy who needled piss on her. She looks like a badass and a half

Queen shit

Do we even know for sure it was a cop/fed, and not a cosplaying proud boy?

No, still wrong, because this implies there weren’t people loudly and clearly saying exactly this, and elides that he himself was calling them alarmist

“We need guns to protect ourselves from tyranny. No, government agents doing summary executions doesn’t count as tyranny”

He shoots beams of pure kinetic energy out of his eyes but we never see the recoil. His neck muscles must be insane