Ryan Lawler

Regarding Nick Castellanos - you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to him

I can't believe this is real

Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat

Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/

The 2026 Phillies becoming Mutter Museum weirdos could be their ticket to the World Series - my column

Happy Pitchers and Catchers day to all who celebrate!

hitch route, hitch route, go ball, punt

YouTube video by GameSpot GameSpot @ CES 09: Tom Hanks Sony Intro

In light of Gary Shapiro's retirement, I suggest you watch Tom Hanks' opening intro to the Sony CES presser in 2009 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf6...

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

Genuinely impressive how bad the Sixers are in the third quarter, they invent new ways to get destroyed after halftime every night

Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness

Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness https://theonion.com/nation-furious-after-realizing-super-bowl-ad-for-kindness/

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Kind of reminds me of The Big Short explanation of how a synthetic CDO works... www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWS2...

Love too watch the patriots suck

Don't understand why no one told him to sit

No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin? | CNN Business Bitcoin is acting weird. The world’s most famous cryptocurrency has tumbled 44% from its October peak, falling below $70,000 Thursday for the first time in 15 months.

Thinking about the guy I met at Money2020 last year who was handing out $1 million Zimbabwe bills, arguing that type of hyperinflation could be avoided if we all just adopted bitcoin as our currency www.cnn.com/2026/02/05/i...

Find you someone who loves you as much as the sixers love collapsing in the third quarter

Yes, it's a bummer that the Eagles lost Jeff Stoutland, but let's be honest... The rotation of different OCs running the same boring, stagnant scheme has led to diminishing returns. I'm glad they're tearing it down to the studs rather than just throwing a different coat of paint on top.

From Affirm's shareholder letter: 'We believe in nossing'

The Affirm team loves nothing more than quoting The Big Lebowski in its earnings materials

There are only two ways to make money in business: One is to bundle; the other is unbundle.

Museum reverses course, and it’s the ‘Philadelphia Museum of Art’ once again The name change announced in October has been changed back, but some elements of the rebrand will remain.

Farewell, PhArt Museum. We hardly knew ye. www.inquirer.com/arts/philade...

for @daboulcliff.bsky.social, it's always two-socks weather

Answering the phone when Isaac Chotiner calls and letting him know that we’re really not that different. In fact, we’re more or less the same guy.

I love Schwartz, but the defensive scheme and personnel are so Vic-coded at this point that I don't know how he could take over and succeed without at least a year-long transition period (to rebuild D-line rotation depth, etc.)

Sad guy 'reading vic fangio may retire / happy guy 'watching josh grizzard talk about motion' bus meme

Paul George hit nine 3s the other night and the NBA must have drug-tested his ass immediately

Bilbo Baggins consults ChatGPT

Shoutout r/chatgpt