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In 2016 I was looking for a new eng job and working with a recruiting agency. I gave them the long picky list of what I was looking for in an employer and at the end said "also, I will not work for Airbnb, specifically, under any circumstances."

05.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

c'mon, Rule of Threes! 🤞

05.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm going to be the rambling old man at the socialist revolution continually introducing motions to exhume the corpses of the Bush administration to be put on trial like Pope Formosus. "This again..." Yes, this again! Grab a shovel, comrades. History cries out for justice.

05.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 168    🔁 22    💬 2    📌 0

So you're saying it's DEFINITELY going to work? 🫠

05.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
screenshot showing "AI Avatar or Banner" labeler giving a heads up that this user is likely to be a genAI shill

screenshot showing "AI Avatar or Banner" labeler giving a heads up that this user is likely to be a genAI shill

Labelers doing the lord's work once again.

04.11.2025 15:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a leather jacket is talking to a man and saying no one . Alt: a woman in a leather jacket is talking to a man and saying no one .

it me tho

02.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't even post anything on LI, but I did this just to help the "how many people hate this as a concept" dashboard that I know some PM is looking at.

02.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't know it was possible for a thumbs-up to look flaccid.

01.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In my first memories of it as a kid it was empty due to the drought, and then for a while it was running, and then at some point it got turned off but left full of standing water, which is all around the worst option from an olfactory perspective.

31.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the water was actually running I always loved walking through it. A strangely serene little stroll in the midst of the downtown bustle, screened by white noise. With stagnant water it's... not the same.

31.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Adding this one to my "prez AOC day 1" wishlist.

28.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even in blue states, cops seem to mostly be cheering this kind of thing on, presumably because it serves to normalize LEOs getting to do whatever they want to citizens without oversight. I can't imagine the average red state cop has any stronger sense of civic duty.

28.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That seemed pretty clear during the "person woman man camera tv" interview.

27.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if we're going to turn things around, we're going to need to spend a lot more money on people telling us that everything we've already been doing is correct!

26.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure this is fake.

26.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the end of the day, Ezra Klein has to learn to live with the rest of us, even if we have disagreements on specific issues. The important thing is that we can discuss those disagreements the right way.

26.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a boss back in 2018 who enthused to me in a 1:1 about what a genius and role model Elon was, to which I nodded agreeably while thinking "how embarrassing for you". I periodically have to resist the urge to message him on LinkedIn and say "so how 'bout that Elon?"

26.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I imagine you could have them parked outside with their engines idling during the inauguration.

26.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why does man print "gimme gimme gimme" at 00:30? We've noticed that some of our automatic tests fail when they run at 00:30 but work fine the rest of the day. They fail with the message gimme gimme gimme in stderr, which wasn't expected. Why are...

I guffawed: unix.stackexchange.com/questions/40...

26.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“It's rough sledding these days if you're the sort of Christian who believes that the meek will inherit the earth & that God can be found among the prisoner & the sick, the stranger & the outcast, & that the best use of power is to give it away at your own expense to those who have none…”

25.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 97    🔁 28    💬 3    📌 3

I crashed to desktop about fifteen minutes in and said "this is more faithful to the original than I was expecting!"

23.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“This car will feel like it is a living creature. That’s how good the AI will get,” he said. “I do wonder how much intelligence should you have in a car. It might get bored, actually.”

I can't believe the richest guy in the world is this stupid. What an indictment of our economic system.

23.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least the confederate statues are safe?

22.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Descent - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

I still have the muscle memory of hunting for that "9" key under duress. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/0...

22.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even under the most otherwise charitable framing in which he has the purest of intentions, you have to figure he's just plain dumb. Either too dumb to figure out the origins of his own tattoo or too dumb to realize how disqualifying it would be.

22.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Constitutional rights" feels the most timeless to me.

21.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean... if I weren't the one paying for it? And I didn't mind screwing over the next occupant by leaving them with a half-finished project...?

20.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
First time?

First time?

SF to NYC:

20.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you had me in the first half

20.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Everything I don't like is NIMBY:
A BOOK FOR TECH DICKHEADS
"This engine is NIMBY!"

Everything I don't like is NIMBY: A BOOK FOR TECH DICKHEADS "This engine is NIMBY!"

20.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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