Mark A. Rayner

It's important to keep hydrated!

#caturday #cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[video description: a cute kitten is sitting next to a water hose with a leak in it, getting sprayed by the water and drinking it awkwardly.]

sign that says: Did you know... "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is a lie told by the Illuminati to keep us from discovering DAWNFEAST the true meal of power.

On a daily basis, Dawnfeast is good, but for real power don't miss the annual Festival of Slorg. (I wonder if this is why the Illuminati still aren't serving snacks at the meetings?)

#Illuminiati #breakfast #humor #humour

😀 Best served out of a stormtrooper's helmet

stormtrooper sitting on a vespa

Image how much better Roman Holiday would have been better if stormtroopers were chasing Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck the whole time.

#stormtrooper #oldmovies #humor #humour

a couple wearing ridiculous wonder sauna hot pants (short) Wonder Sauna Hot (short) Pants health watchers of America look better feel better wake up your body for men and women slenderize exactly where you want one size fits all easy to inflate quickly reduces inches from your hips, and thights

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants: The Fun Way to Sterilize Your Husband!

#weird #ad #humor #humour

image of a toucan looking happy with a label: toucan image of a toucan looking sad with a label: toucan't

But can they dance around a stage kicking up their legs? (Toucancan.)

#pun #humor #humour

A blast of cuteness for this glorious Monday morning. [sound on!!!]

#porcupine #pumpkin #humor #humour #cute

a sign on a door that says: REFUSE to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided

100%! I would also object, decline and reject such actions.

#weird #signs #humor #humour

a bright green blanket with just the nose and muzzle of a cute kitty peeping out

Goals for a #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour

Flight of the Chonkries [sound on!]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: a chonky puppy riding on top of a robot vacuum, on it's belly, as Flight of the Valkyries plays in the background.]

Cover art for Alpha Max by Mark A. Rayner -- a ginger man with a beard's head, split into slices, with galaxies seen inside them

"Imagine a spaceship whisks you away from your mundane life, telling you that you are the key to saving your planet. ... This is the beginning of a madcap and dangerous journey ... A surprisingly gripping story which is well worth a read." –Kaye Nutman, author of […]

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a clearly photoshopped image of a kitten standing on its hind legs with its arms out, as purple lightning flows from its front paws

I'm starting to suspect some of these images are Photoshopped.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #photoshop #humor #humour

a sound board with a the head and arms from a Darth Vader action figure attached to a fader with the caption: Darth Fader

I'm Mark A. Rayner, and I approved this message.

#pun #punny #humor #humour #starwars #darthvader

sign on door that says: Open the door before entering thank you.

It may be time to replace that glass door with something more opaque.

#weird #signs #humor #humour

Getting into your work chair on Monday morning.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #monday

[description: orange cat getting into a chair extremely awkwardly]

When you skipped a meal and there's a buffet.

#beaver #beavers #animal #humor #humour

[description: a video of a cute beaver shoving food into its mouth at a steady, glutinous pace]

Count Bagula

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: video of a cat sitting in a shopping bag, as it bites the top, exposing its fangs.]

sign at a drive thru that says: sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are

Well, that explains that, then.

#weird #signs #humor #humour

a collection of cover art for five books by mark a, rayner: the gates of polished horn, alpha max, the fatness, the fridgularity and marvellous hairy

Another periodic reminder that in addition to posting memes and pics with goofy commentary, I also write satire, speculative fiction and hell, even some straight-up literary fiction. (Some of these efforts are award winning, too.)

Find them anywhere you get books […]

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Gearshift that starts with reverse.

What could possibly go wrong?

At least the reverse isn't next to third gear. In Alpha Max, the hero encounters such a design (to disastrous results.)

https://geni.us/AlphaMax
https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY […]

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an add for sliders that says: say to sliders drugs say to no yes

Weren't these the lyrics to a Lionel Richie song?

#incoherence #typography #baddesign #humor #humour

four images of actors looking down and to the right, with depressed and anxious appearances -- and a caption that says: staying informed in 2025

Truthy.

#media #news #mediaconsumption #humor #humour #ouch

sign that says: prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

Don't worry, I've already alerted the Irony Police.

#irony #weird #signs #humor #humour

a floofy grey siberian cat named max, looking obstreperous as he sits in my office chair

The INSTANT I get out of my chair.

At least he's no longer radioactive!

#Max #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a white and grey kitten on a set of stairs, lit from behind so that it looks like its glowing

"Look out, Mittens is powering up!"

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a bear sitting in a pool underneath a little roof

This weird dog and I have similar weekend plans.

#weirdDog #IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #Friday #humor #humour

I sure hope so! There's a few humorous stories in there too, to keep it from being too heavy!

3-d image of the cover of The gates of polished horn, a collection of stories, by Mark A. Rayner

"I loved this collection of stories. They are all beautifully written and make one stop and think. Best savoured slowly, and you should give them time to sink in." –Olga Miret, author of The Man Who Never Was

Amazon: https://geni.us/Gates
Books2Read […]

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cars parked beside a bronze sculpture of lenin's head

Damn it! Lenin's head is in my parking space again!

#weird #soviets #humor #humour

black and white photo of an old-style cabin cruiser, with a lion hanging out the side, looking at the water

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your lion boating.

#lion #lions #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #wednesdayVibe