Matt Needles

So much of right wing media just generates outrage about nonsense, I would love liberal leaders whose posture was like "I'll give you something real to cry about." Instead of "Mr Potato Head Is Muslim??" I want them freaking out about a 90% inheritance tax

Nobody wants this shit

Reminder, again, that, yes, while the DOGE-ing was juvenile & clueless, it is vitally important to remain focused on the fact that these people need to be arrested, prosecuted, & sent to jail for a very long time for illegally & unconstitutionally dismantling the federal government.

Trump derangement syndrome

there are so many open layups and somehow dems can’t make them. republicans are literally pulling cancer treatment from children and they can’t message on that??? like what the fuck are we doing here

A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.

And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

Trump is such a loser it’s absurd to believe he won the election

Maybe this is part of a secret contest to see how much money Andrew Cuomo can lose on an election

Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go

to what extent does the administration intend to use this money to fund things that congress won't, and also, treating states like conquered territories to be dominated is one of those things that really makes you think the goal of these people is to dissolve the union

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

Reporting on the way conservatives planned to promote Prager U while they were defunding PBS would have been useful context for readers and the general public.

The wildest thing about this era is watching so many institutions say out loud yeah, we’re done committing ourselves to excellence, we’re going to specialize in the coddling of mediocre white men

sharing this stupid opinion publicly should disqualify you from all future discourse

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

Noooo you must carefully engineer your prompt in a way that properly accommodates the properties of the token-based model space, the better to manage the quasi-aliasing that happens at token boundaries; moreover the probabilistic character of model outputs makes the tool a poor choice for the evaluation of certain deterministic world-knowledge topics; furthermo 34% 34% I don't trust this fucken thing I don't trust this fucken thing 14% 14% 0.1% Ю score 55 2% 2% 0.1% 70 85 100 115 130 145

Look, these tools are amazing in lots of ways. But if you’re gonna pitch and sell or foist them on the world by saying “This is your PhD level genius expert buddy you can ask things in natural language”, don’t get all pissy when it comically bombs tasks people reasonably think of as trivial.

still can't quite believe a story about the vice president getting a bespoke lake water level for his family's boat trip comes out the same day Texas residents say there's still dead bodies from the flooding in the lake and nobody's bothered to come get them

Sunk-cost fallacy and cheating students are the only things keeping AI in business at this point.

Just look at how usage of ChatGPT plummets as soon as the semester ends.

Russia can’t build tanks, artillery shells, or functional long range missiles but you expect us to believe they can build this sci fi shit? lol

With the launch of GPT-5 today, let me be the first person to say: oh all those problems with it? That's because GPT-5 is garbage. The technology has advanced so far since it was launched and GPT-6 will fix every single one of those flaws, for real this time.

Happening now: protesters in Chicago are interrupting a hiring fair at the Congress Hotel, where U.S. Customs and Border protection is recruiting today.

Banner reads, "stop kidnapping our neighbors!"

It's quite the scene in here, and the DHS table has been blocked for several minutes already.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.

1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s

This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.

Here's why.

This new War of the Worlds is so bad it deserves some kind of award

Today we learned Andrew Cuomo is directly coordinating with Donald Trump, even as this President sends masked agents to rip our neighbors off the streets and guts the social services so many New Yorkers rely on.

It’s disqualifying and a betrayal of our city.

YouTube video by WhatA World Trump in Russia 1995 (Russian)

That Epstein stuff must be really bad
WHAT WAS EPSTEIN CLIENT LEON BLACK DOING WITH TRUMP IN RUSSIA?
Trump sitting at a table in Moscow. A few seats down Trump sits U.S. investor Bennett LeBow. And next to him, with then-dark hair, is Black.

youtu.be/YCOhTSVHDJA?...