Desiree Brown

I didn't write this, but I do live it basically every night. True work of art right here. Required reading for people with insane dreams who need a laugh after waking up in panic sweat!

19.07.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An Open Letter to the Animal Crossing Player Who Abandoned Me Are you there, Jane? It’s me, Jane.

I regret to inform you that your abandoned Animal Crossing avatar has some thoughts on your absence. Read it (and quite possibly weep) here:

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11.06.2025 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Power to the People: File Your Taxes Faster Than Ever with OmnipoTax AI After all, are you really going to trust your CPA over AI?

Bad news: in the darkest timeline, you still have to file your taxes
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03.04.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards “Images of ‘Enola Gay,’ the aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in Japan are among those targeted by the U.S. military in an initiati...

"On August 6, 1945, the American B-29 bomber, the Enola [STRAIGHT], became the first aircraft to drop an atomic bomb, nicknamed 'Little [CHILD].' The airplane, [WHICH WAS, LIKE ALL AIRPLANES, HETEROSEXUAL], took off [VERY HETEROSEXUALLY] from the Northern Mariana Islands..."

25.03.2025 01:40 — 👍 119    🔁 27    💬 0    📌 2

A comic depicts the grim reaper coming to take a person's life. The man says "But I have so much to live for!" Before the reaper finishes the job, he hands the man a tablet asking whether he wants to leave a tip. The man, exasperated, says "Nevermind, you can take me."

Tipping culture has really gotten out of hand...

24.03.2025 01:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"You can tell me anything. This is a safe space."
- Worst person you've ever met

23.03.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I haven't thought about it that way before” says man who will continue to not think about it that way.

14.03.2025 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0