Five Ives

what are we doing to our beautiful queens

yo la tengo - you can have it all live at fuji fest (2007 i think) gets a 5 min standing ovation from me in my bedroom

Good star lesbian but for never having used chat gpt

Went on a date last night and told her that a Guinness tap is like a glory hole. The more people use it the better.
Genuinely what did I mean by that

Listening to yo la tango on my Walkman on this train. Lowkey I am a vibe

i am a federal woman in search of a municipal man btw

thikning about david berman this sunday evening. it's sunny and 75, it feels so good being alive.

Ate that shit so hard

Me asf

It’s getting worse

We have some catching up to do

I am 5’8

This is literally me

a hairstylist is kinda like a therapist but you actually get something useful from it at the end

i have been in the trenches of the ibs war

some cats are more like "they don't want cuddles, they don't want belly rubs. They want to endlessly beg for cuddles and belly rubs"

Great cats though they only tried to trip me up 6 times

I had to take care of a friends cats for a few days and they’re great cats but they’re names are Merlin and mouse, I just think it’s fucked up to have a cat named mouse

When you got for an optometry appointment do they give you new glasses every time or do you have to hand the old ones back

Also I’m using this app again because I remembered my password

I actually honestly seriously genuinely think I’m addicted to crosswords I’m knocking out like 4 a day

applying for jobs working for rail companies happy autistm awareness month

you need more fibre, buy some hay

i made it if u care

(desperately needs a job voice) I should make a new topsters

my favourite way to do evil runs in games is to do all the evil fucked up stuff thinking "hehe yeah :3" then i go and cry to my friends about all the evil stuff I did when i feel bad about it

i'm the only person saying "lo" and "heaven forfend"

you cannot call yourself a monster fucker unless you would sleep with:
Sasquatch
Godzilla
King Kong
Loch Ness
Goblin
Ghoul
A Zombie with no conscience

i literally have no idea how to use a microwave i just put everything in their and cook it on the default setting at the max temperature for 2 minutes 30 seconds. Anyone who can use more of a microwave's features is a wizard to me

i wake up at 5am every day so i can stay unemployed for longer