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Since the WH has confirmed that the Insurrection Act is on the table, it’s important to know what it is and what it does 🫠

A retro TV screen displays blood-red text: “Directed by Fear. Funded by Taxpayers.” Below, a list of cited sources appears against a black and red static background, referencing the Brennan Center, CRS, U.S. Code, Politico, and Reuters. Red tombstone icons line the bottom, echoing horror movie credits.

Directed by Fear. Funded by Taxpayers. Sources: Brennan Center, CRS, U.S. Code, Politico, Reuters. The credits roll, but this story isn’t over. 🎞️ #TheInsurrectionAct #ELI5BSI

Black background with red text and white subheaders. The title: “Don’t let the sequel happen.” Three bold sections: Power Check — urges people to demand representation and hold leaders accountable. Clown the Clowns — tells readers to mock fascists and hurt their egos, not people. Be the Plot Twist — says “‘Antifa bad’ is fascist fan-fic” and warns not to let them write the ending. At the bottom: “Hey, Boo! We see you!” directed at ICE contractors.

Don’t let the sequel happen. Power check. Clown the clowns. Be the plot twist. “Antifa bad” is fascist fan-fic—and we’re not letting them write the ending. 👻 #TheInsurrectionAct #ELI5BSI

Ghostface raises a knife overhead on a black-and-red background. The title reads “The Final Cut.” The text lists escalating steps: protesters labeled terrorists, dissent criminalized, and laws built for a military police state. It concludes: “This isn’t a slasher flick. It’s how fascism grows, one ‘emergency’ at a time.”

The final cut. First they called protesters terrorists. Then they criminalized dissent. Now they’re building the scaffolding for a military police state. This isn’t fiction—it’s fascism, one “emergency” at a time. 🔪 #ELI5BSI

The Nun stares forward under dark red lighting. The title reads “Faith-based fear, state-sanctioned power.” The text warns the Insurrection Act hasn’t been updated in over 150 years, calls it “a 19th-century ghost haunting 2025,” and ends, “Every time leaders call dissent ‘dangerous,’ they sharpen its knife.”

Faith-based fear, state-sanctioned power. The Insurrection Act is a 19th-century ghost haunting 2025. Every time leaders call dissent “dangerous,” it's to sharpen their knife. ⛓️ #TheInsurrectionAct #ELI5BSI

Michael Myers stands with his knife raised. The title: “He’s back.” The text quotes Trump saying he’d use the Insurrection Act if courts block troop deployment, then adds, “Translation: if the law won’t let me, I’ll use the army. That’s not leadership, that’s intimidation in a mask.”

He’s back. Trump says he’s open to using the Insurrection Act if courts block him from deploying troops. Translation: “If the law won’t let me, I’ll use the army.” That’s intimidation in a mask. 🎃 #ELI5BSI

Regan from The Exorcist glares in red horror lighting. The headline reads “The power of the presidency compels you.” The text says presidents have used the Insurrection Act to crush labor strikes and silence dissent, concluding, “It’s not about safety, it’s about control, with better PR.”

The power of the presidency compels you. Presidents have used the Insurrection Act to crush strikes and silence dissent. It’s not about safety—it’s about control, with better PR. 👁️ #ELI5BSI

Pennywise the Clown from It smiles menacingly, lit in red. The header says “Sometimes, it floats your rights.” The text explains Eisenhower and Kennedy used the law to protect Black students during school integration but warns that vague language means the same power can resurface “in frightening ways, to feed on fear.”

Sometimes, it floats your rights. Eisenhower used it to protect Black students during integration. But that same power can resurface in frightening ways—to feed on fear. 🎈 #TheInsurrectionAct #ELI5BSI

Carrie, drenched in blood, stands glowing in red light. The header says, “It’s not technically martial law.” The text explains the Insurrection Act allows troops to “assist” civilian authorities but warns that when soldiers patrol the streets, fear becomes policy.

It’s not technically martial law. But when soldiers patrol your streets, the difference between help and control feels pretty small. That’s how fear becomes policy. 🚨 #ELI5BSI

Jason Voorhees looms with his machete under a red filter. The headline reads “No oversight. No chill.” The text explains that terms like “insurrection” aren’t defined, courts can’t overrule the president’s decision, and concludes: “That’s not democracy, that’s a blank check signed in fear.”

No oversight. No chill. The President alone decides when the Insurrection Act applies—and no one can stop them. That’s not democracy. That’s a blank check signed in fear. 😱 #ELI5BSI

Freddy Krueger appears in red silhouette with his bladed glove. The title says “One, two, loopholes coming for you.” The text lists three presidential powers under the Insurrection Act: when a state requests help, when courts can’t enforce the law, and when rights are denied. It warns that the law is vague and the president alone decides what counts as a rebellion.

One, two, loopholes coming for you… The President alone decides what counts as a “rebellion.” No oversight, no limits, no chill. Freddy Krueger would be proud. 🪓 #TheInsurrectionAct #ELI5BSI

Chucky, the evil doll, grins while holding a knife under blood-red lighting. The title reads, “Some tools aren’t evil. Until you hand them to the wrong person.” The text recounts how the Insurrection Act was once used for civil rights, then during the Rodney King protests, and warns that now it risks being used for control, not peace. The closing line reads: “And once you hand that power over, it never gives itself back.”

Some tools aren’t evil—until you hand them to the wrong person. The Insurrection Act once protected rights. Now it’s being used to chase power. And once you hand that over, it never gives itself back. 🩸 #ELI5BSI

Ghostface from Scream stands in red shadow holding a bloody knife. The header says “What’s your favorite barely constitutional law?” The text explains the Insurrection Act allows the President to use the US military domestically, bypassing the Posse Comitatus Act. It ends: “It was meant for rare emergencies, but it’s a box we should let Pandora keep shut before the sequel writes itself.”

What’s your favorite barely constitutional law? The Insurrection Act lets the President use the US military inside the country. A loophole that should’ve stayed shut before the sequel writes itself. 🔪 #ELI5BSI

A vintage black CRT TV screen glows with red static and text reading “The Insurrection Act (1807 to 2025). Trigger Warning: Horror Movie Villains.” Blood-red smears frame the scene. Below, white text warns: “From the makers of The Antifa EO and Bondi’s Memo comes a chilling new tale about what happens when the President decides to turn the military into the police.” The whole image looks like a haunted VHS title screen.

🧵 From the makers of The Antifa EO and Bondi’s Memo comes a chilling new tale about what would happen if the President decided to turn the military into the police. 🎥 #TheInsurrectionAct #ELI5BSI

Blurry jungle background with bold orange headline: “So what now?” White text reads: “The truth is simple: the Darién Gap is not a natural crisis. It is the result of political choices. Deterrence does not stop migration — it only makes it deadlier. While border theater won’t tell you that, The Border Chronicle does, and ELI5 BSI wants to make sure you hear it.” Bold orange text highlights the CTA: “Subscribe to The Border Chronicle on Substack. Support border journalism that refuses the ‘crisis’ script.” At the bottom, a references list in white text cites Human Rights Watch (2023), Miller (2025), and Runde & Bryja (2024).

The Darién isn’t a natural crisis. It’s political. Border theater hides it, but @theborderchronicle.bsky.social reports it.

Subscribe: www.theborderchronicle.com

Blurry jungle background with bold orange headline: “The fallout for people and planet.” White body text explains: “The flood of migrants overwhelms Indigenous villages in Panama, where thousands arrive daily seeking rest and food. The rainforest itself is being destroyed by the passage — littered with plastic, waste, and even bodies. Local people are being pulled into smuggling economies just to survive. Border policy has managed to create both a humanitarian catastrophe and an environmental one at the same time.”

Fallout: Indigenous villages overwhelmed. The rainforest trashed. Local economies forced into smuggling. A humanitarian crisis and an environmental one — by design.

Blurry jungle background with bold orange headline: “Why is the US responsible?” White text underneath reads: “Journalist Belén Fernández calls the Darién Gap ‘an extension of the US border.’ That is because US policies have criminalized migration, shut down safer asylum routes, and forced people into the jungle. US sanctions have also wrecked economies like Venezuela’s, leaving millions desperate to flee. Meanwhile, wealthy travelers cross borders with a passport swipe, while the poor are treated as disposable.”

Journalist Belén Fernández calls the Darién “an extension of the US border.” Sanctions fuel collapse. Deterrence makes crossings deadlier. Passports equal privilege, not freedom.

Blurry jungle background with bold orange headline: “What happens inside the jungle?” White body text says: “The journey takes days or even weeks. Migrants stumble past dead bodies. Armed groups rob and attack them. Doctors Without Borders recorded nearly 700 cases of sexual assault in 2023, and that is only the people who reported. People drown in rivers, break bones on steep cliffs, or collapse from exhaustion. Survivors describe it as a trail of death that no one would take unless their lives at home were already unbearable.”

Inside the jungle: corpses on the trail. Assaults and robberies. Nearly 700 sexual assaults reported in 2023. Drownings, broken bones, exhaustion. “Deterrence” is just cruelty.

Blurry aerial jungle background with bold orange headline: “How many people cross, and who are they?” White body text reads: “In 2023 alone, more than 520,000 people entered the jungle. That is forty times more than just a decade ago. Most are from Venezuela, Haiti, and Ecuador — countries hit by violence, hunger, and economic collapse. One in every five people crossing is a child. Some are babies carried on their parents’ shoulders through mud and rivers. These are not ‘invaders.’ They are people who have run out of options.” Top banner repeats: “The border doesn’t stop at the border — it devours people.”

2023: Over 520,000 crossed the Darién. 40× more than a decade ago. Most from Venezuela, Haiti, Ecuador. One in five was a child.

Dark blurred jungle background with bold orange headline: “What even is the Darién Gap?” White body text explains: “The Darién Gap is sixty miles of jungle, mountains, and rivers that blocks the only highway connecting South and Central America. There are no roads, no cell service, no police, and no safety. For decades, almost no one tried to cross it. But now it has become a funnel for migration north, because governments have shut off safer routes.” Header text at the top reads: “The border doesn’t stop at the border — it devours people.”

The Darién Gap is 60 miles of roadless jungle. No roads. No cell service. No safety. Once “impenetrable.” Now a funnel for migration north.

Aerial photo of hundreds of people walking in two long lines through a dense green jungle path. Bold headline text in black on yellow blocks reads: “The border doesn’t stop at the border, it devours people.” Below, white text on a dark overlay says: “While politicians scream ‘border crisis,’ the real crisis is in the Darién Gap — a roadless jungle between Colombia and Panama. Families, children, whole communities are forced into one of the most dangerous places on earth because US policy blocks every safer path.” Top banner reads: “An ELI5 BSI × The Border Chronicle Carousel.”

The border doesn’t stop at the border. It devours people. Families are forced into the Darién Gap — a deadly rainforest between Colombia & Panama — because US. policy blocks safer paths.

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Thank you so much!

A satirical Instagram-style graphic featuring Uni-Caps, LLC. The background shows the inside of a vitamin and health supplement store. On the right side is a large image of Thanos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, standing confidently with his Infinity Gauntlet raised — clearly a metaphor for the destructive impact of the company’s political contributions. On the left side, within a black text box, bold white text reads: UNI-CAPS, LLC: Selling vitamins while funding healthcare destruction! Below that is a colorful comic-style explosion graphic that says: SNAP!, mimicking the infamous Thanos snap that wiped out half the universe. Body text below reads: “Uni Caps is out here doing their best Thanos cosplay, funding policies that’ll make 17M people vanish from healthcare rolls. All while slinging vitamins!” Then in white text: Tell them how you feel about it! 📧 info@unicapsllc.com ☎️ 714-529-8400 At the bottom, a footer reads: URL eli5bsi.com | IG & Threads @eli5bsi | Bsky @eli5bsi.bsky.social Background image credit: Les Stockton The tone is mocking, urgent, and anti-corporate, using pop culture to highlight the absurdity of a supplement company supporting mass healthcare cuts.

Uni Caps is doing full Thanos cosplay, selling vitamins while backing a bill that snaps 17M people off healthcare. 💊💀

Tell them what you think!

📧 info@unicapsllc.com
☎️ 714-529-8400

#VitaminsOrViolence #BigBadBill #ELI5BSI #PeopleOverProfits

A dystopian-themed Instagram-style graphic with a bleak, dusty background resembling a climate apocalypse wasteland. In the lower-left corner is a comic-style image of Lex Luthor, the classic supervillain, smirking while crushing a tiny Superman figure in his hand — symbolizing Energy Transfer Partners’ villainous corporate energy. To the right of the Lex Luthor image is the Energy Transfer logo. Below is a dilapidated, rusting car in a destroyed landscape, reinforcing the consequences of anti-environmental policy. The top half of the graphic features a bold black box with the following text: ENERGY TRANSFER PARTNERS: Destroying the planet and your Medicaid! Lex Luthor Vibes = Billionaire energy bros pushing a bill that hikes your bills and kills your care. Body text: “Energy Transfer Partners is backing a bill that kills clean energy credits, spikes your utility bills, and axes healthcare for millions.” Final line: “Time for a supervillain call-out! ☎️ 214-981-0700” At the very bottom is a white footer strip with contact and social info: URL eli5bsi.com | IG & Threads @eli5bsi | Bsky @eli5bsi.bsky.social The tone is satirical, direct, and rebellious — calling out corporate greed with superhero-level dramatics.

Energy Transfer Partners = Lex Luthor vibes.

Destroying the planet and your Medicaid.

Clean energy? Cut.
Utility bills? Up.
Healthcare? Gone.

Call the supervillains:
☎️ 214-981-0700

#BigBadBill #EnergyTransfer #ELI5BSI #PeopleOverProfits

A colorful, satirical Instagram-style graphic featuring the logo for Advance Beverage Company at the top. Below it, in a cartoonish yellow font, is the headline: “Excellent… Now Cut Grandma’s Medicaid!” referencing the catchphrase of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. To the right, a smug cartoon version of Mr. Burns stands in front of a government building, fingers steepled in classic evil fashion. On the left side is a black box with the following text: 💀 Co-signing a bill that kicks 1.4M seniors off health care. 🍺 Because nothing pairs with beer like avoidable death. Beneath that: “Advance Beverage is doing their best Mr. Burns impression, funding a bill that’ll leave millions uninsured and seniors out in the cold. $18K says ‘let the peasants suffer.’” Then in bold: Want to roast them? ☎️ (661) 833-3783 Footer text includes social handles and site info: URL eli5bsi.com | IG & Threads @eli5bsi | Bsky @eli5bsi.bsky.social The overall aesthetic is cartoonish, irreverent, and sharply critical of corporate influence on deadly healthcare policy.

Advance Beverage is cosplaying Mr. Burns, backing a bill that kicks 1.4M seniors off care.

$18K says, “let the peasants suffer.” 

Nothing pairs with beer like avoidable death. 🍺💀

Let ‘em know!
☎️ (661) 833-3783

#UnbottleTheTruth #BigBadBill #ELI5BSI #PeopleOverProfits

A bold, dystopian-themed Instagram graphic styled like a tech-noir warning. On the left is a glowing red-eyed Terminator-style robot head, clearly referencing Skynet from The Terminator franchise. A small red Skynet logo is below. On the right is a black box with white and bold text, under the General Atomics corporate logo. The headline reads: “GENERAL ATOMICS: BUILDING DRONES & TARGETING NURSING HOMES.” Text below reads: “You trusted them to build drones, and now they’re funding healthcare cuts so aggressive they’d make Skynet blush. 27% of nursing homes could shut down thanks to General Atomics’ $19K donation.” Final line in bold white text says: “Let them know that defunding nursing homes isn’t ‘defense,’ it’s disgrace.” A red phone emoji is followed by the phone number: (858) 455–3000. Bottom footer includes website and social links: “URL eli5bsi.com | IG & Threads @eli5bsi | Bsky @eli5bsi.bsky.social” The overall vibe is urgent, darkly humorous, and anti-corporate.

General Atomics makes drones AND now bankrolls healthcare cuts so brutal they’d make Skynet blush.

27% of nursing homes are at risk. 

Call ’em: (858) 455-3000. 

Defunding care isn’t “defense.” It’s a disgrace.

#BigBadBill #GeneralAtomics #PeopleOverProfits #ELI5BSI

ICE isn’t broken.

It’s doing exactly what it was built to do: disappear people for profit.

We don’t melt ICE by playing nice.
We melt it by fighting back. 🎶

We’re Gonna Melt ICE by Lamby & The Bears. #AbolishICE #MeltICE #ELI5BSI

🛰️ The “war on terror” never really ends. It just mutates into border tech, drones, and mass surveillance. 📡

The only regime change I’m interested in is for the US… 🫠