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Jeffrey

@standardfifty.bsky.social

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1,024 Followers  |  401 Following  |  281 Posts  |  Joined: 03.11.2023  |  2.0779

Latest posts by standardfifty.bsky.social on Bluesky

Lmao let him live!!!!!

08.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

marco rubio and elon musk

07.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 855    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named β€œthe acquittal” then what are we even doing

06.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 32213    πŸ” 5467    πŸ’¬ 697    πŸ“Œ 219

Seems good!

07.11.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m dying lmao

04.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween! πŸ¦‡πŸŽƒ

31.10.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

The real issue is that the moon itself is fake. This thing goes deep

31.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

30.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 39343    πŸ” 14875    πŸ’¬ 566    πŸ“Œ 656
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

29.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32800    πŸ” 14646    πŸ’¬ 1325    πŸ“Œ 1051

Lmao start a letter writing campaign with passive aggressive stamps

29.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to go inside the walls lol

29.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your villain origin story is shaping up nicely lol

29.10.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberal purity tests are out of control. You can't even have Nazi tattoos now.

23.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

β€œI'm not saying that you have to be a reader to save your soul in the modern world. I'm saying it helps.”

― Walter Mosely

19.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Those Epstein files must be bad.

#KY04

17.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6949    πŸ” 1550    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 35

u should post however u like
respond to whoever u want

just remember some people come here desperate for the trolling engagement it is not your duty to provide them with it

17.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4560    πŸ” 675    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 35
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a man with a beard is holding a piece of paper and saying `` this is a bummer man '' . Alt: a man with a beard is holding a piece of paper and saying `` this is a bummer man '' .

Me scrolling the list

17.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was 10ish years ago but I worked on the digital advertising side for a bit and I remember telling an auto client that the relationship between GDP and sales were becoming problematic. Effectively the macro economic numbers didn’t justify the volume and proceeds.

14.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men in suits and ties are sitting around a table having a meeting . Alt: Michael Scott saying thank you
13.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really appreciate these breakdowns

12.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was not aware of the name change but he’ll forever be Nibs in our hearts

12.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NIBSY! he’s getting so big!!

12.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dog chewing toy

Dog chewing toy

11.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is nice!

10.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We all need something good.

Here’s a burst of bright Ukrainian art for you.
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ by Vadym Mykhalchuk

09.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 577    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

He used to live here. I think he’s moved though

09.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This still makes me laugh so much. Really all of this is their fault lol

09.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kang from the 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon: A weird malevolent brain-like creature that lives in the stomach of a robot.

Kang from the 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon: A weird malevolent brain-like creature that lives in the stomach of a robot.

I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons.
As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge.
We Stan an IBS king.

08.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain at night . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain at night .
09.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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