Wendy Böht-Khamsin

The Dude, Donny and Walter slouch in a bowling alley in The Big Lebowski.

The squirrel abides
Not by drinking White Russians
But by keeping nuts.

#Senryu #Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Endure

This is what happens when you feed Yoda after midnight.

When rain falls on ICE
You get a soggy fascist:
Cold, tired, sad, defused.

#Senryu #Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Sleet

The bird bath contains
Not water, not ice, but sleet:
Flavourless slushy.

#Senryu #Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Sleet

My ice is melting
To viscid tears, washed away
By distance and time.

#Senryu #Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Sleet

"Rain mingled with snow",
Said I. "Also," said the Yank,
"The surface it forms."

#Senryu #Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Sleet

South Carerdddd.

#SouthCarerdddd

The answer is NO:
The next update was that the piss tank's level was now decreasing, because the Urine Processor Assembly had activated, beginning the process of turning the piss into fresh drinking water. But will it then start to fill up again? Watch this space!

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#HeadCandy:
What does it mean to you?
A delight for the mind
Or a fascist dictator
Incapable of empathy
Failing to recognise
A *child's*
Humanity?
💰💩

From water to air,
Leaping between worlds, Armstrong
Without arms, scaled scout.

#Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Carp

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
When I'm 64% full of piss?

Apparently Burrhus means "one who lives in or near a bower-house" and is cognate with Burroughs. I would like to meet a donkey called Burrhus Burroughs; I'd eat a naked lunch with her.

charlie brown style comic two figures recoiling in horror from trump

kieron-dwyer.squarespace.com

Cut out my innards.
Slice my flesh with your penknife.
Insert the candle.

#senryu #halloween #samhain 🎃

YouTube video by vertigo60 Modern Lovers - Foggy Notion

I actually prefer the Modern Lovers' version.

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YouTube video by TVUVEVO The Velvet Underground - Foggy Notion (Audio)

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#DailyHaikuPrompt
Has one word per hemisphere.
Choose the one you're in.

You can't be in two opposing seasons at the same time.

Oh, the grand old Tube of Pork,
He had a bunch of Yen.
He started off at the top of the tree,
But he'll end up in the pen.

Grand old Duke of York:
Couldn't sweat, now faced with debt.
He had ten thousand.

#senryu

Sheets of sky drift down
noiselessly, embalm the land,
muffling signs of life.

#haiku #dailyhaikuprompt #fog #foggy
#poem #poetry

Uber's arrived:

Needle and spoon

To do it again.
I've got a foggy notion
To do it again.

#Senryu #Haiku #DailyHaikuPrompt: Foggy
#VelvetUnderground

Please post a photo of your Böht-Khamsin box, if you are decorating one or more for #Halloween.

Only a wasichu would cut a foot off of one end of a blanket and sew it onto the other end to make it longer.

Carl Sagan’s Demon Haunted World

Still slaps, though I’m utterly heartbroken by its prescience.

Ray Alan - Wikipedia

For anyone not familiar, this is Ray Alan operating Lord Charles.

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To quote a former political slogan
"are you thinking what we're thinking?"

It is a deep injustice that Diff’rent Strokes didn’t end with Gary Coleman looking back into his room, hand on the light switch, and before he turns out the lights he wistfully sighs…

“Oh…that’s what you were talking about, Willis.”

Credits.