Jasper 🍄

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

The bluesky discover tab: all the people you follow just in a wierd order, occasional content from outside your sphere
The twitter "for you" tab: the most batshit collection of things you've ever seen

Andy Toy Story meme of dropping Woody, saying: "I don't wanna play with you anymore." Except Woody is the cow from Mario Kart World and Andy is holding Rick from Kirby Air Riders in the other hand

I'm not playing Kirby Air Riders, but if I understand it correctly...

Then found out it's Netflix locked and a mobile game which explains that. Okay, that really sucks, but port maybe one day?

I would wager: Nope. Netflix bought the devs, so as soon as Netflix decides they're bored of doing games it'll become abandonware. What a shame.

Finding out Cozy Grove has a sequel was so confusing, just on the sheer "how did I miss this" aspect, it's a prime Wholesome Direct update content and I'd not heard a whisper in my sphere of sim/farming games?

Not biggie, still enjoying the original.

Legends of Tomorrow is getting so stupid (complimentary), John Nobel playing himself is so fun

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

There's a pretty even split in the weight loss transformation content the algorithm thinks I want to see of "people treat me so much better now I'm thin! ☺️" and "people treat me so much better now I'm thin! 😞"

Throwing my binder of "Lebanne is a Draconid" theroies into the trash like Andy throwing away Woody, in order to become a truther for this instead.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Transmasc shopping search history: bolero tie not racist

4 panel comic, black drawings in yellow post it notes by eastcoastitnotes. Panel 1: a fahher and son siting in the car as the father drives and the son looks sad. Panel 2: father glances over at the sad looking son Panel 3: father says: son, what did you think the crematorium was gonna be? Panel 4: son: ice cream, factory Father: ahh. Makes sense

Reminds me of one of my favourite comics! www.facebook.com/share/p/17nU...

GLAAD Gaming Spotlight: Lindsay Ishihiro Talks Representation, Queer Complexity, and the Politics of Choice in ‘I was a Teenage Exocolonist’ | GLAAD Northway Games’ I was a Teenage Exocolonist is about growing up, but also about growing wiser. With the majority of its creation having taken place during the pandemic, it is no coincidence that this ...

In a conversation with GLAAD Gaming, I was a Teenage Exocolonist narrative designer Lindsay Ishihiro reflects on crafting characters with agency, queer representation, and the importance of stories that challenge players to think deeper.

Relationship stuff count? "regular fights/arguments are normal" 6 years together we've had maybe 3 proper fights and never gone to bed without resolving them

Is there anything more tragic than a pet experiencing daylight savings and assuming you've just decided to torture them by giving them their breakfast an hour late

Ooh this looks cool!

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

Got my chest piece tattoo started and immediately had a wierd breast anxiety dream about an overspill ing underwire bra situation 😂 brain, I've not worn one of those in years cmon now

my halloween party costume is Gandalf Big Naturals

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

Bye, ghosts. I love you: The happy guy saying goodbye to the ghosts

November 1st

Supergiant: hey Darren, we need you to come up with music for a fight with a big, slow, lumbering cyclops

Darren Korb: I've got just the thing

Supergiant: Oh goo--

Darren: JAZZ FLUTE

A Madeline from 'death becomes her' cosplay, a blong woman wears a body bag like a shock blanket, her neck looks bruised and twisted. She looks distressed like her stupid husband just told her she was a burning bush.

A cosplay of Helen from 'death becomes her' . A ginger woman in red is soaked to the bone, a large hole in her torso is visible.

Recycled halloween FINALE (day 17):

“Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I'm parting.“

Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp, forever young.

#deathbecomesher #halloween #reducereuserecyclehalloween

factoids below ⬇️

Screencaps of animal crossing new horizons, of a character speaking to flora (a pink flamingo) who says: huh? Dj j? No way! It's been... 2 years and 4 months since I saw you last!

Flora, I'm so sorry.... #animalcrossing

Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOD...

"Switch 2 Edition and a free update to the base game launch January 15, 2026. Only on the Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch systems. Pre-orders are coming soon"

| #beetleboyoart | #koroks | [old art]

This is really old art now but is still one of my favs! But what is Koroks could be little vegetables 🤔

✨🌶️🧅🧄✨ - Yahaha!

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

Yooo snap on the Red Dwarf hologram costume, a cheap and easy one that mostly cool people get (for recognisability I do have the benefit in this one instance of being in the UK I imagine 😂)

Upon God's own Internet, autumn giveth (vids of various animals being given pumpkins as enrichment), and autumn taketh away (unsolicited vids of variations on pumpkin fucking)