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I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah

A photo of a resin model of a horrible pseudofox. It's narrow eyes are lizard like and crudely painted. In the place of fangs it sports a full set of humam teeth.

The Christmas Market hax opened.

That means the fox is back

Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights

The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.

A big 256 bmp of a frog

Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog

I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.

A news card saying "Duolingo is launching it's own anime series produced with the studio behind big mouth"

Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.

A video thumbnail of some punchable looking tiktoker with ad article title of 'Is baby gronk the new drip king or is he getting rizzed by livvy?' (I had to beat my phones spellcheck to deatg to type that)

2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.

Injured in the line of butt duty

Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?

A trading card called Ancient Evils

22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.

I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.

I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me.

Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.

Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.

Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.

Of the Glasgow Poopenises

I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .

"What the fuck are you laughing at?"

"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"

Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.

Confession.

I read it as Pigheart.

I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.

Solid dog would look at again.

This is my main reason for using Bluesky (besdies less facists), I can exclusively limit my feeds to just shitposting. If I want politics I'll go read news, if I want to discuss solidarity and community support I WON'T DO IT ON A MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM. I just want to see people posting bits.

It's not often I an invested enough in a videogame to be sad when it folds, but the collapse of Hypnospace 2 / NetSettler broke my god damn heart.

When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn.

I hate the internet.

Stop that

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

I need to archive the crochet dove for future purchase

Ironically it played out as people thought. After a year of fuckery, a Judge has just flat out ordered the liquidation now meaning Infowars ceases to be, the Sandy Hook plaintiffs get less money than if it was auctioned off originally and the lawyers made bank drawing it out.

Alex is going to be saying stuff for a long time. He has shell companies on top of shell companies and there will always be people tweaked enough to spend money on prepped supplies and mehylene blue. I'm fine with it, his Owen Shroyer meltdown was like a fine wine.

Friend shaped

A cute lil felt crochet dove wearing a bow.

I want one of these