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She can't plead the fifth? To paraphrase a comic I once heard, "what are they going to do, send her to extra jail?"

Jesus. Is there any human being who didn't know those two?

Can't imagine what he's going to tell them.

That's some sentence.

So, less diversity, more concussions?

He's also famous for being a convicted rapist.

We're getting our need from Mad-Libs now.

I got the first part, but the second? Maybe I'm just sleepy.

Look at this little angel. If this doesn't make you angry, you aren't human.

The republican party is the new nazi party. State-sanctioned cruelty.

Which one is Gorelick again? I'm familiar with Nutlick. I can't keep up and I'm not sure I want to.

His brain is atrophying at an alarming rate and he's losing his ability to filter out damning things. Reporters need to bombard him with questions about his involvement with Epstein. Before long he'll let something horrible slip.

If you're gonna order Door Dash, order cold subs.

"Customers."

I'll take that money off his hands and experiment on that hypothesis.

*you're 😖

Wait. When you blow the whistle on someone, you're not supposed to take it to the person your complaining about. Right?

What do CEOs do besides ruin everything?

Section 230 absolves Facebook, Shitter, etc, from responsibility when their users post dangerous shit. Thusly, they have no incentive to police their users effectively. Just removing it might not be the way to go, but something different is needed.

*he

Bought on social media. She bought fentanyl via social media.

Sickening. They're all evil.

The federal government isn't following their laws. Minnesota shouldn't have to either. Arrest, charge, lock up for life.

There's a phone number. It would be a shame if someone set up a robo caller to ring that number every ten minutes.

Only a woke trans cuck would think a woman couldn't be a Dilbert. Or could. Woke trans people are so confusing.

Yes. I can read. Can you? My claim was for the city.

I have so many unhelpful suggestions I'd like to make 😖

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MFin' baller