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Jane Copland

@janecopland.bsky.social

Writer repped by Sara Langham at David Higham Associates. National swimming champ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ, sub-40 10K club, rugby nerd ๐ŸŒน In: The Independent, Brick Lane Bookshop, Witness Magazine, Newsroom, Hayden's Ferry+more. https://janecopland.com/

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Latest posts by janecopland.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not only am I not over how photos from the 90s look like they're from the 60s, but it is, in fact, getting worse.

01.10.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My son has announced, as he does every time New Zealand plays rugby on TV in his earshot, that he is actually a Kiwi (he is the most English person I know, but he does have the passport)๐Ÿ‘

07.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The face you make after making the mistake of taking nine ten year old boys to an Arsenal match when you couldโ€™ve been sitting alone in a dark room somewhere ๐Ÿ™ƒโค๏ธ #coyg

06.09.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nearly made the mistake of forgetting these before spending an hour on a bus to the Emirates with nine ten year olds. Literally ran home to fetch them ๐Ÿซก #coyg โค๏ธ๐Ÿค

06.09.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finished The Candy House a few weeks ago, also by Jennifer Egan. Phenomenal.

05.09.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... it was possible to avoid clashes with existing competitions, because besides the NCAA, swimming doesn't have existing months-long multi-nation leagues like rugby.

Notably, this also required a billionaire to make the league operational, and it failed when he couldn't pay wages anymore.

05.09.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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International Swimming League - Wikipedia

"Setting up a 12-team global competition in three months appears unrealistic." I'm sad they neglected to add a dramatic "..." after "appears."

A somewhat similar idea worked briefly in swimming (failed due to Ukrainian funding + war): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...

With that said...

05.09.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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With a brief trip to the Emirates in the middle (Reddit match thread to the rescue), sames.

05.09.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All good here thanks! Working on a big project with a literary agent and still wrangling German Shepherds ๐Ÿ˜Š xx

30.08.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@joannaredfeather.bsky.social Hey lady! It's been ages, how are you? x

26.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚ His collection of mid-century New Zealand sports literature is pretty impressive. Some of it was actually his, too!

29.05.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The things my parents didn't return to the library ๐Ÿ˜‚ Please don't tell the good people of Wairoa, but my father owes them $1,121.50, according to my ChatGPT maths.

29.05.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Something about a dictionary without the word โ€œinternetโ€ ๐Ÿ’™

Also Mum, this book is overdue.

01.03.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s time.

02.02.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

02.02.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sheโ€™s convinced I havenโ€™t given her all of the treats. I have given her all of the treats.

31.01.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sweet sixteenth. 27 January 2009 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Arrived with two suitcases and a five year visa.

Theyโ€™ll laugh at you, theyโ€™ll call you names, theyโ€™ll say youโ€™ll fail, theyโ€™ll be wrong. Hereโ€™s to ignoring all the conditioning to appease the crabs in the bucket, and choosing your future.

27.01.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks mate!

26.01.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is 41 ๐Ÿฉท

25.01.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Always acknowledge the day you won your freedom.

17 January 2009, I left Seattle with two suitcases and a UK visa, which I took with me to London nine days later.

Sixteen years well spent ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿฉท

17.01.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2024, you beauty. It has been an absolute privilege ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿค˜

31.12.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A very messy 24 hours in ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ with Bekki and Eyad. We were all coached by my dad, Eyad 15 years later than Bekki and me, and weโ€™d never hung out altogether before. From Syria to Napier, via West Auckland, to an Irish pub in Amsterdam ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.12.2024 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss you ๐Ÿฉท

17.12.2024 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely. I mean, I could use a few decades of therapy to undo the trauma of being a young woman in tech in the 2010s, but I'm 95% of the way through the second draft of a manuscript with my literary agent at the moment, and it's beautiful. Life is good. And short. Quit SEO. Write about rugby x ๐Ÿ˜

17.12.2024 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just Oxford dog walks.

08.12.2024 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m really sorry, friend.

01.12.2024 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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England faithful ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰โค๏ธ

24.11.2024 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shetland here for the most part, so they found the coldest, windiest parts of NZ. Guys, seriously, you coulda moved to the Bay of Islands. Yeah nah, apparently.

I spent 35 years being smug about "Australian convicts" and then learned that he was probably a bit of a live wire, whoever he was ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.11.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My great grandfather was an immigrant to NZ and a Jones, so we assumed Wales.

Then my journalist uncle found no record of him arriving in NZ, besides rocking up randomly on the west coast and buying a pub, and their best guess was he was Australian. And well dodgy. And using a fake name.

Love it.

20.11.2024 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All due respect Google, but no?

20.11.2024 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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