Maureen McEly

He can’t hoop, okay??? He has arthritis!

02.10.2023 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Before letting my 4 year old watch Air Bud I did…not really think through the implications for our poor 14 year old dog and what would suddenly be expected of him

02.10.2023 22:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg please buy it! I would be so delighted haha. (But also…what exactly is it for?? I feel like I should know? But I can’t figure it out!)

09.09.2023 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only $650! A bargain! Haha

08.09.2023 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lately I’ve been getting targeted Neiman Marcus ads (because apparently the algorithm doesn’t know I don’t have Neiman Marcus money lol) but anyway apparently the rich are buying…bizarre little containers?? Featuring an aggressive amount of some creature’s ass??? For $650?!?!?!?!?!???

08.09.2023 17:10 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 2

Sometimes in the fog of war (having babies/toddlers) it’s easy to forget the hilarious stuff, like when my youngest became obsessed with “the most beautiful building in the city” to the point we drove around everywhere trying to find it…only to learn it was a boarded up/out of business tanning salon

26.08.2023 21:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made out with Greta Gerwig in a dream last night. I continue to be very impressed by the Barbie marketing team!

01.08.2023 14:36 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

No one talks about this, but the best part of having children is that there is someone who finally gets properly excited when you come home and say hey I saw a cool bird

25.07.2023 16:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this summer DO get it twisted. benedict cumberbatch is The Slinky. coming downstairs august 18th

22.07.2023 00:28 — 👍 1407    🔁 275    💬 27    📌 6

Honestly? A relief! Let them make all my decisions now!

25.07.2023 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re ever out of ideas when it comes to what to watch, Liz has a fantastic newsletter dedicated to solving that problem! Also, she’s very nice and an excellent writer! Can’t go wrong subscribing, really!

21.07.2023 00:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg I’m so jealous!!!

15.07.2023 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i have to abandon this website too im just going to start writing my intrusive thoughts on bricks and throwing them off the highway overpass

08.07.2023 16:57 — 👍 114    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 1