Colony

Turned it into a triple with the eugenics.

When Yachty can wear 3 layers of wool cable knits with penny loafers and can say that YOU are looking like a fool, that's saying something.

My favorite earthquake memory is of 3rd grade me yelling at this kid named Anthony who wore a bowl cut and always shook the table (and his hair) when he erased things:

Me: Anthony! Stop shaking the table.
Anthony: That's NOT me!
Kid across the room: Earthquake!
Class: Screams.

Good times.

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The audacity. Byron, wyd?

America has run out of shame

Guys, I promise you Beetlejuice won't appear if y'all bring TCN up a third time this week. Stop this.

Seeing this man's name TWICE in one week is making my eye twitch.

Chef is shimmying with y'all. It's officially a party!

I prefer chenin blanc.

@stillnaima.bsky.social are you still collecting these, because this one made me fall off the couch.

This tracks on so many levels.

a video of a woman on an airplane with the name naomi on the bottom ALT: a video of a woman on an airplane with the name naomi on the bottom

Meanwhile I'm out here traveling like Naomi Campell in a tyvek space suit with some wipes like...

a woman is sitting on a couch reading a book while a man stands behind her . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch reading a book while a man stands behind her .

omg

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment imagining that Rod gave Elton a chia pet or a bottle of wine or something.

Dag.

a man wearing glasses is laying in a hospital bed with the words get him out of here above him ALT: a man wearing glasses is laying in a hospital bed with the words get him out of here above him

I was totally on board until I watched again with volume...

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

And I immediately stan based on his answer.

YouTube video by British Pathé Model Of The Butterfly Bridge (1953)

Down the rabbit hole I go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpPZ...

Wait, did they model the bridge off the walkways in Bunker Hill?

For the love of savory, pls name names so I know what to avoid.

I scrolled way too far without seeing Keith Sweat.

bsky.app/profile/cult...

YouTube video by movies 90s New Jack City (1991) "Keith Sweat"

Immediately Keith Sweat. Any song.

but there's something extra egregious about "There You Go Tellin' Me No... Again"

Especially when I think about how he had the nerve to sing it at a wedding in New Jack City...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwr...

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So, they're immigrants.

I wasn't even a kid, I had a whole job and bills back then.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

a man in a black shirt with the word ghosted written on the bottom ALT: a man in a black shirt with the word ghosted written on the bottom

Beam me up