January Girl

The next Hobbit/LotR movie for this Sunday is: "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"

Yes I had to look up what "Desolation" means. Don't judge.

Finally remembered a weigh in: 283.6

Who thinks Donnie & the gang spent all that supposed tariff money & the allocated SNAP benefit money?

If Doogie Howser, M.D. were made today, Doogie would be a TikToker. Or maybe a doctor reaction channel like Dr. Mike on Youtube.

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"It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another—it’s one damn thing over & over..." - Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Cheap & tacky like always.

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Little Debbie needs to make a gluten-free Christmas tree snack cake, damnit!!

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

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Also, I'm sorry, but Gandalf would've had to pull me out of the Shire by my ankles. 👀

Started my journey through The Hobbit/LotR's movies on Sunday.
"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" was a fun watch. All of the good guys in Middle-earth have fantastic hair and all the baddies are bald. Having a bald ex-husband...that tracks.

Color illustration of a shorthaired grey tuxedo tabby kitten, lying on its back and gazing at its own pink toe beans with very wide yellow eyes. It is outside in green grass with some light purple flowers around.

Mesmerized by the wonder of toe beans. Book from my collection: The Shy Little Kitten by Cathleen Schurr, illustrated by Gustaf Tenggren. 1958.

I really feel like I could use a good stress-induced crying fit.

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Today's earworm:
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Today's work drama was brought to us by the question: Should the company pay for our candy dish refills & butt wipes? Lots of differing opinions for sure.

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After almost a year my body decided to have a period!

Updating my LEGO White House

Ignore all laws about altering historic properties ✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅

#Ugh🤢✅

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Spent the weekend out of town visiting family and eating garbage. No weigh-in this weekend, but there were tater tots.
Doing mostly liquids until dinner in hopes that everything moves...

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Still at 289 but I was on my ass more than I should've been last week. Changed up the meal plan for this week. Giving the quinoa a rest for a little bit, and smaller portions.

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.

I know I am not the target audience for Taylor's new album, but I listened to a little bit of each track, and in a word: generic.
I think she lost me after "Folklore", I'll leave her music at that.