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Stuntman Tim

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Severance Addict. Duly swamped. Cleveland Browns, Guards and Cavs Fan. Buckeye Fan. Cleveland against the world. Trying to figure out how I will navigate the next 4 years of the Apocalypse. Blue Dot in a Red State. I swear a lot. Oh, and fuck Elon too.

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Latest posts by turbotimbo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Don’t be confused. People are stupid. Nothing but Hot Takes and Short Term concepts.

09.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously you don’t watch a lot of Browns games.

05.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

War crimes anyone?

02.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Easy there.

30.09.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can almost guarantee you that the whole “no more fat soldiers” thing started because they realized that deploying chunky weekend warriors to these cities was not the flex they thought it was.

30.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, but there are no Nazis over here.

28.09.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Name him!

26.09.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wasn’t being critical. Good on you. It’s becoming a wasteland though.

24.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You watch local news?

23.09.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So by similar idiocracy, Trump didn’t stop the bullets that injured his rally goers. 🤪🤪

21.09.2025 15:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its even worse that his MAGA base believes that as well.

20.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It doesn't matter who you are...dogs are dogs. 😄

20.09.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought I was the only one that noticed.

06.09.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shifting? How about Incompetent? Deadly? Moronic?

04.09.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rudy to get the Presidential Medal of Freedom for selfless acts, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

02.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every run.

01.09.2025 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did some basic AI Googling…can’t quite get the right search words to make it spit out the data.

27.08.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you. It could create an interesting narrative one way or the other.

27.08.2025 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is fantastic! Any idea if the Draft/Free Agency/Trade ratio (23/27/3) is in line with any kind of league average?

27.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Baseball is not easy.

13.08.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very unique and fun movie.

11.08.2025 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this Trump’s CDC? Can we trust any data anymore?

08.08.2025 11:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, it wasn’t pretty regardless.

08.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No dog in the hunt, but I thought he got bumped.

08.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Probably got it from his Mom's nightstand.

07.08.2025 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But let's shut down DC because Big Balls got carjacked by a bunch of kids.

07.08.2025 12:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You assuming they have a choice. Extortion by the Admin is unlike anything we have ever witnessed.

06.08.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you actually following the Browns QB Injury situation, or just posting for likes?

06.08.2025 14:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course. I suspect they would have really liked Cousins, but the money and/or opportunity wasn’t going to work. Just need to get past this Watson fiasco. BTW, I love your NFL work, and your politics.

05.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The point of Flacco is ensuring the team realizes that management is trying their best to win and not tanking. Myles didn’t stay to tank. The QB situation sucks because of Watson and this is their best path. If Kenny surprises then that is great too.

05.08.2025 13:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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