Zev

The fact im gonna be 23 this year is fucked up. I still feel like im 18 like im completely convinced now the whole frontal lobe thing is a meme

i honestly think it’s around the same ratio of insane to normal as before, it’s just that the insane people have a MUCH louder mouthpiece now. partly because of the way x verification works, but also bc of algorithms designed to keep you online as long as possible

this smacks heavily of the guy that makes every major news event about him. like… heavy vibes of your friend’s bf who said his aunt’s friend’s neighbor was in the most recent mass shooting area, so it COULD have been him

a russian blue kitty sitting in a skillet he is being very polite :3

girl dinner

in late stage capitalism being a hikikomori is a radical act

Travis Scott hearing people wanted a new Kanye album

I was kidding seeing as we’re all already on here but I do unironically have some extras

hey guys anyone need a bluesky code?

℮

Sometimes I want to go by any pronouns as kind of a test to see what people would use the most

I’m not saying self diagnosis is always bad but I thought i had POTS for like 3 years and it turned out it was just taking my adhd meds on an empty stomach that was making me faint and my heart race

i feel like everyone else is much more willing to get in the car and drive somewhere else than I am

eepy and tucked in

Because people were blocking anyone with a blue check and elon got butthurt over not being able to spread his propaganda with pure wild abandon

I forgot the word for nostalgia and I was like “this pizza makes me feel a little bit like an age regressor”

Being a man is crazy bc you can throw on the randomest clothes and ppl will compliment you like ur on Vogue magazine or some shit

One time I went bowling with a guy who used two hands to throw the ball every single time

Anything can be a eulogy if you say it about a dead guy

Salted pussy sounds painful

personally I use salt to clean cast irons so uhhhh

but everyone does it… it’s like calling urself a sleepie

Thank you:D I figured it out

Crazy that people call themselves foodies. Like yeah my hobby is fuckinnnn uhhhh eating

Can you post ass