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@glossopimp.bsky.social

A new third sector initiative, the purpose of the Glossop Institute for Modernisation and Prosperity is to drag the High Peak town kicking and screaming into the 21st century. (Parody account)

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Zia Yusuf on Kuensberg to discuss "Prince" Andrew. Why? His party is not in power, not are they the opposition. It just feels lazy at this point.

02.11.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic title.

31.10.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a car with the words it 's simply too good ALT: a man in a car with the words it 's simply too good

I've not laughed at something as hard as I did at The Chair Company since The Driving Crooner sketch on I Think You Should Leave. Granted, it's not that long between them and they're both same people, but they're simply too good.

30.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I dislike Kemi, guessing the password to a website is not hacking.

30.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear filmmakers, please stop having things appear outside the aspect ratio. It looks terrible.

30.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a RLM reference?

29.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd pay to hear a runner's commentary

29.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have literally just done a BBC edpol seminar discussing former politicians in entertainment programmes.

29.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've watched every "The Godfather" over a 72 hour period, and my first time watching Part III albeit as Coda. I have to say they have the most annoying diegetic use of a film score I've ever seen.

29.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God that's good!

29.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From @theguardian.com

"Farage is now enduring sustained heckling from the Liberal Democrats.

He says he has never seen so many Lib Dems in the chamber."

Because he's never fucking there.

29.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@glossopimprov.bsky.social is this still going?

29.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is "Game of Wool" supposed to be pun on something?

29.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure Beatrice and Eugenie must have some room for her somewhere?

29.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GUFFAW

29.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching The Iron Claw. How Zac Efron isn't He-Man in the upcoming Masters of the Universe beggars belief.

28.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making their way to Congress?

28.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what makes me laugh about people complaining that games cost Β£60. I paid Β£40 for Mega Man 2 on the NES in 1992, that's nearly Β£90 in today's money. I paid Β£40 for Baldur's Gate 3 last year, a game that uses as much memory as Mega Man 2 just in sex noises.

28.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you go to sci-fi conventions and expect to be the subject of a panel?

28.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I threaten to leave Netflix do they offer you a discount?

28.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're giving him a lot of credit. I don't think he can count.

27.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, when we reach 100 followers we'll reveal the celebrity caught sneaking into the left-hand lane going up Mottram Moor.

27.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the Crystal Ballroom for the Glossop Comedy Club last night. What a show. Really excellent acts, as ever.

27.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Farage: epic grifter

27.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7449    πŸ” 4134    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 379

Ironically, walking is probably the best transport link between Sheffield and Manchester

27.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know you're joking (at least I hope so) but should members of the board be up for nomination?

27.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@edmorrish.bsky.social Congratulations on the APA nomination

27.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spread it far and wide.

Sarah Pochin, Reform UK

25.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 430    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 67

Doing a BBC impartiality webinar so I can ask the same question and not get an answer for the fourth year in a row.

24.10.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people have zero self awareness or shame. This is like taking relationship advice from my twice divorced, three kids that he doesn't see uncle.

24.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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