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πSF queer security guy π I just need a space to scream on the internet
No Iβm being so fr right now she was tryna eat my sandwich while I had Gmail open &
31.10.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The cat made me click the phishing email
31.10.2025 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
baby sea turtles headed for the ocean
onward my friends. we must ball
30.10.2025 19:00 β π 41 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
Reminder for βMmmmβ at 9:00 AM
I have no idea what I meant by that
30.10.2025 01:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It should be a human right to live in an economy that doesnβt go boom and bust nonsensically
29.10.2025 15:54 β π 1334 π 165 π¬ 32 π 4This is the future liberals want.
26.10.2025 18:11 β π 1457 π 221 π¬ 60 π 9
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
25.10.2025 07:24 β π 34080 π 4770 π¬ 828 π 389
A Ferris wheel in front of the San Francisco skyline at dusk
Man maybe I should become a SF city guide
24.10.2025 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is this whole presidency a weird marketing gimmick from big tobacco to get us all smoking again
22.10.2025 22:53 β π 184 π 22 π¬ 18 π 4Reality tv type of reality
21.10.2025 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0US news is actually v fun to follow when ur outside the US
21.10.2025 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ume
20.10.2025 23:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
kim kardashian met gala masked look
This is giving Jabba the Hutt π looks unrecognizable? Well yess
20.10.2025 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
20.10.2025 01:01 β π 7126 π 883 π¬ 115 π 46Did not predict the amount of time Iβd spend googling if flowers/ fruits are toxic to cats
20.10.2025 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lorde on a boombox
Best concert everrrr sheβs unreal
20.10.2025 06:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lorde concert is the best Calvin Klein ad I ever saw
20.10.2025 05:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make Toilets Dumb Again
19.10.2025 22:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i will never learn what salesforce is or does
13.10.2025 20:31 β π 464 π 33 π¬ 21 π 24be your own problematic fav
14.10.2025 20:22 β π 53 π 18 π¬ 1 π 2capitalism remains surprisingly popular given how its two primary contributions to society are Making Crummy Shit That Sucks, and Ruining Everything Good
14.10.2025 18:08 β π 153 π 21 π¬ 4 π 0
View of a rainbow at around sunset
Spotted a rainbow today!
14.10.2025 01:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
13.10.2025 17:58 β π 23921 π 4904 π¬ 1551 π 1816do care + did ask + gigglemaxing + joybaiting
13.10.2025 01:23 β π 217 π 72 π¬ 3 π 0The entire economy is scams
10.10.2025 21:19 β π 115 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0Wait were frogs conservative before?
11.10.2025 06:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ my cat
10.10.2025 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It shouldnβt be ICE Barbie. It should be ICE Mrs. Potato Head
10.10.2025 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cat in a black bandanna
V punk rock tonight
10.10.2025 04:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
QR code in a light show
Saw the most San Francisco thing today
09.10.2025 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
