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a baby yoda holding a bowl of food in his hand ALT: a baby yoda holding a bowl of food in his hand
03.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.10.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a western Mass fall without a trip to the Big E?

24.09.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t the first symptom of receiving the wrong blood type supposed to be β€œa sense of impending doom” because your body has no idea what to make of your blood coagulating in your veins, so just goes with that?

23.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but they are all extinct. Mount Tom is an example: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_T...

22.09.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are kissing John’s wife and mortifying his childrenβ€½

21.09.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man holding a wanted dead or alive poster ALT: a man holding a wanted dead or alive poster
19.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Future historians will pin the creation of these two coalitions as the beginning of the breakup of the US.

18.09.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it begins. . .
bsky.app/profile/geng...

18.09.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, using WhatsApp, I'm dad.

17.09.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

17.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blindsight by Peter Watts

11.09.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of β€œ2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1Β½β€œ by 3 Β½β€œ] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A β€œ2x4” is actually 1Β½β€œ by 3 Β½β€œ, and a β€œ1x8” is ΒΎβ€œ by 7β…›β€œ. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A β€œnormal tape measure” with even increments and a β€œdimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*β€”just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!

Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of β€œ2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1Β½β€œ by 3 Β½β€œ] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A β€œ2x4” is actually 1Β½β€œ by 3 Β½β€œ, and a β€œ1x8” is ΒΎβ€œ by 7β…›β€œ. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A β€œnormal tape measure” with even increments and a β€œdimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*β€”just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!

Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

xkcd.com/3138/

08.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2670    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 48
A picture of Pope Leo XIV, before he was pope, dishing himself some stew.

Text reads: Souptacular Episode IV A New Pope Columbus Day Weekend

A picture of Pope Leo XIV, before he was pope, dishing himself some stew. Text reads: Souptacular Episode IV A New Pope Columbus Day Weekend

Hear ye, hear ye! We’re holding our annual Souptacular gathering at our house in Western MA, and you’re invited!

06.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Office of Readings today goes unbelievably hard

30.08.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Watership Down says yes, but they aren’t very good at it.

30.08.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proto is near the top of my list

30.08.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Gunning for Susan Collins Graham Platner’s campaign launch has been a sudden sensation. But what he’s building now is rooted in the work of a lifetime.

This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor.

Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social

newrepublic.com/article/1996...

29.08.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5341    πŸ” 1500    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 326
View from a hotel roof lounge of an airport runway

View from a hotel roof lounge of an airport runway

Watching the planes take off and thinking about stuff.

28.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police say gunman is 'contained' after mass shooting at south Minneapolis church The incident began unfolding around 8:30 a.m. at Annunciation Church, 509 W. 54th St. on the city's far south side.

Please pray. I probably have childhood friends whose kids go to school there. www.kare11.com/article/news...

27.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently if you buy enough Otoro and top shelf saki, the sushi chef gives you monkfish liver on the house.

27.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t complain about my flight, in JetBlue mint.

24.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it is surprising that midway is seen as the β€œother Chicago airport” when ohare is so run down.

24.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on a BOS to SFO flight, I’ll mention it to the crew.

24.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a β€œbuy Kevin battery powered lawn care tools” gofundme would cover at least one of those items.

24.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you looked at the Kobalt 80v series? I love mine for weedwacking, lawn mowing, leaf blowing.

24.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A little girl smiling for the camera next to a sleeping Plott hound puppy.

A little girl smiling for the camera next to a sleeping Plott hound puppy.

Everyone should be loved like a 4.5 year old girl loves her new dog, even if being that loved is exhausting.

23.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a donkey is standing in a grassy field with the words i like that boulder that is a nice boulder ALT: a donkey is standing in a grassy field with the words i like that boulder that is a nice boulder
21.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meth, not even once.

20.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the Grants and the Dents did not get along at all.

20.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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