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Giving up the zyn (velo brand usually)

Started 40 minutes ago and already feeling angry.

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The juice is stored in the heart

That’s right

I defrosted two burgers. I cooked two burgers. I ate two burgers.

Oh no these two parts of my life are not supposed to intersect

Good.

None of you uncultured freaks are talking about this and it disappoints me.

Didn’t watch the show and I don’t know any of his music, but Bad Bunny is one of the best guest celebrity professional wrestlers I’ve ever seen and a true fan and so he has my undying respect.

Binch I can’t read

Bro’s cooking with a Thomas the tank engine

I am not being sarcastic

He’ll yeah that’s right, Protestants are more traditional than the SSPX

My OCIA class today was just everyone sharing their chosen confirmation saint and they actually prayed about it and had beautiful personal stories and I’m just going to be over here weeping with joy

On a different note, does booker t make an appearance?

These French progressives are simply not my cup of tea!

I’m just old fashioned that way!

Call me traditional, but repent and submit to the Pope.

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😇🤌

Parishioners have told me in the past that they loved my homily and that they were going to ask my bishop to watch it (and this always terrifies me.) it happened again, but our new bishop sent me a little ataboy email which was both shocking and very nice 😇

No it has to be a rat

Which is fine

Apparently we aren’t supposed to do the blessing except on the feast day but I’m not the pastor and I don’t make the rules and so I will pray this blessing several hundred times this week.

ThroughtheintercessionofstblazebishopandmartyrmayGoddeluveryoufromeverydiseaseofthethroatandeveryotherillnessinthenameoftheFatherandoftheSonandoftheHolySpiritAmen

Deacon messing up the gospel reading, “blessed are the cheesemakers”

Me, on the other side of the sanctuary: nodding sagely

Prove it