Get on my level, binch

Yup

I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THEM

St. John Lateran, pray for us 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I love it when crazies somehow get a hold of every email address in the diocese of Pittsburgh

My cross: I must say mass, but I am sleepy tired

I’d vote for him

Same 😭

“This ain’t my first spicy meata ball, partner”

I can’t help it, I like anisette and those cookies are great dipped in coffee

Desert implies the meal is over. The meal being over implies you have stopped eating. You have stopped eating implies “what’s a matter, you no like it?”

If you no like it, you must be punished

Explain yourself

A friend brought her kids to daily mass today. The boy brought me Halloween candy, but I could only have it if I did a good job at mass.

Not to brag, but let’s just say I earned those nerd gummy clusters 💪

Sometimes it’s paperwork, sometimes it’s counseling others, sometimes it’s taking a screwdriver to the pascal candle because the dang flame keeps going out during funerals

Looks like im gonna need a few more lockers

Preach

🤔

Shut up, nerd

Informed my OCIA class that AI is demons 🫡

Well that makes sense because one word in German can basically be a sentence on its own.

If you know who I am and you’re my parishioner you have to put that in your bio it’s canon law.

Skill issue

Normally I’d say Steubenville, but I’ve never had a Franciscan grad want their school fight song at a funeral mass sooo…

Whomst worst? Notre Dame grads or Steubenville grads?

Stomping and chatting “beef ground beef, beef ground beef, beef ground beef, beef ground beef”

Idk if you can tell but we brought all the smoke last night

… what if it’s behind the altar

The best candy

I’m not afraid to say it, that leaf is too big.