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This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!

05.12.2025 23:00 — 👍 165    🔁 124    💬 1    📌 0

Cozy horror has been a thing since John Wyndham, and always will be. In the end, cozy is like horror or romance; a modifier rather than a core descriptor. Cozy is a vibe, a "know it when I see it," and none of us, me included, can set hard rules for inclusion.

05.12.2025 16:49 — 👍 174    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0

I have seen the non-joke version of this so many, many times.

05.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 61    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 1

In the muppets universe do you think there is one muppet who is regarded as a dangerous conspiracy theorist for yelling about how everyone is being secretly controlled by a hand inside them

The other muppets think this is a metaphor, and he's like "no it's a literal hand inside you! Inside you all"

05.12.2025 02:24 — 👍 234    🔁 59    💬 12    📌 10

I'm surprised it's not premiering on the CW.

04.12.2025 18:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Post image 23.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 97    🔁 45    💬 0    📌 3

Autism: I need exact timelines
ADHD: Time does not exist
AuDHD: I know the timeline, forget the timeline, panic about the timeline

(Dr Kojo Sarfo)

04.12.2025 17:38 — 👍 78    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 8

Dungeons & Dragons fact:

03.12.2025 04:21 — 👍 31    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

Wholesome masculinity: my wife mentioned to her online gaming buddies we're planning to buy a catio. Three of the guys decided this would be a fun challenge, spent two weeks researching and designing a custom catio, and are going to travel in from out of state to build it together.

02.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 39    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1

Not visual art, but, Django Reinhardt had two working fingers on his left hand; the drummer from Def Leppard had ONE FUCKIN’ ARM. There are no excuses. “Gen” A.I. is anti-art.

01.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 51    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

This is so much funnier to me than the more commonly known phenomenon of xtians not paying attention to Mary On A Cross.

02.12.2025 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I recently saw an anecdote wherein someone heard He Is by Ghost played on an xtian radio station.

The “He” in that song is Satan and I’d like to think if they paid attention to the lyrics they’d have figured that out… but I don’t have that kind of faith in xtian reading comprehension.

02.12.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the OU situation can be about erasing trans people from public life AND about enforcing Christian supremacy, because the campaign to erase trans people from public life is a Christian supremacist campaign

trans people threaten Christian supremacy by refusing to perform the gender they were assigned

01.12.2025 22:52 — 👍 127    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 0

Reminder that Fortnite has been doing a whole shitload of terrible things lately, and there are way better games you could be playing.

01.12.2025 17:15 — 👍 174    🔁 69    💬 1    📌 0

Debunking myths about Mother Rosa Parks, an icon of the Civil Rights Movement and (as we knew her growing up) a great Detroiter. 💐

01.12.2025 16:38 — 👍 284    🔁 139    💬 3    📌 0

She named her fists KILL and SHAW.

Because genius ninja pirates demand satisfaction.

01.12.2025 15:57 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
My shiny spheal (sphurple) in pokemon legends arceus holding a png of a crown with the text "you dropped this"
There are two spheals in the background looking at you

My shiny spheal (sphurple) in pokemon legends arceus holding a png of a crown with the text "you dropped this" There are two spheals in the background looking at you

30.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 383    🔁 104    💬 2    📌 1

(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?

27.11.2025 05:46 — 👍 569    🔁 243    💬 2    📌 29
A photo of a timeskip Hubert von Vestra plushie.

A photo of a timeskip Hubert von Vestra plushie.

Timeskip Hubert joins the ranks! #FE3H

30.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 37    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0
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#deer 🦌

05.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 489    🔁 210    💬 10    📌 17
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Midna opens your timeline

29.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 4523    🔁 928    💬 33    📌 14
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Laura Kinney
X-23

Commission
Original art

SNIKT

@marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social #laurakinney #wolverine

25.11.2025 12:04 — 👍 955    🔁 97    💬 12    📌 1
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

27.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 17216    🔁 3332    💬 160    📌 188

“Santa is secular”

Santa:

27.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 290    🔁 34    💬 15    📌 8
Bluesky post from Jesse Vitelli:

Watching the parade
My parents, hopeful that one day I will bring them grandchildren to fill their home with laughter and joy
My dumbass pointing at the tv screen explaining to them "that's my boy Goku"

Right underneath, bluesky post from Jake:
My boyyyyy (with picture of the Goku parade float)

Bluesky post from Jesse Vitelli: Watching the parade My parents, hopeful that one day I will bring them grandchildren to fill their home with laughter and joy My dumbass pointing at the tv screen explaining to them "that's my boy Goku" Right underneath, bluesky post from Jake: My boyyyyy (with picture of the Goku parade float)

Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back

27.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 5283    🔁 1007    💬 14    📌 12

We did it joe

27.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 1611    🔁 120    💬 30    📌 0
A mock poster of a woman in a brien cowboy outfit in front of a spaghetti western American backdrop. Text reads: The Mirage. 
Character names are listed as supporting actors.

A mock poster of a woman in a brien cowboy outfit in front of a spaghetti western American backdrop. Text reads: The Mirage. Character names are listed as supporting actors.

Shameless attention repost,

but Dani Moonstar. 🏹

27.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 48    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 1

Dog farted while sitting at my feet I wanna fucking di- I mean, cry

27.11.2025 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A formline design illustration of a northern scorpion lit up by UV light, sitting on a pile of stones.

A formline design illustration of a northern scorpion lit up by UV light, sitting on a pile of stones.

(repost) 🎇 NORTHERN SCORPION 🦂

#formline #indigenousart #telekitneticart

27.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 297    🔁 117    💬 3    📌 0

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