ThatTrashyB

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Y'all got me out here willing to vote for Vermin Supreme. VERMIN SUPREME.

Toddlerhood and when they start school are when the germs just overload. Every. Single. Winter. These kids don't wash their hands in class 😭

They also REFUSE to fact check, just spreading more misinformation to the masses. No one leaves a Jubilee video questioning their views.

- moths nest in it a day before your thing.

I hope you walk out of your door this morning and your bag snags on the door handle.

I hope you leave your coffee on top of your car when you take off.

I don't dislike you, I don't just disagree with you. I hate you. I am disgusted with your existence.

If you support the Palestinian genocide:

I hope you get an expensive medical bill when you're living paycheck to paycheck.

I hope you have to look your kids teacher in the face and tell them you can't afford snacks for their class.

I hope you buy an expensive suit for an important thing, and

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Prolifers: What if your mother aborted you?!

Me:

"Why is Illinois suddenly so out there and ready to start shit with Elon?"

Because we never fucking liked Nazis. I have never been more proud of my state.
#Illinois #Pritzker

I had to scroll up to make sure this wasn't The Onion. For fucks sake.

When your kiddos class forces you to be DIY. Everybody say hello to the Love Monster valentines box. Lovingly (and haphazardly) hot glued to mild perfection.

When did life get so depressing, escapism can't even will you away for a while?

Mines right now.

Kid Rock - Cool Daddy Cool.

The calls are coming from inside the house. MAGA, this your mans?

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Back when Elon made the flame throwers, I didn't know much about him so I said: "he's either gonna be Tony Stark or Lex Luther"

Well we got fucking Lex

Whelp, the first step to this new government overreach to keep people from organizing. If Trump saves TikTok, I'll reply to this on the day of but expect there not to be one.

Trump started this shit, he ain't saving this shit. The rich and powerful got scared, and we pay for it.

And if you live in an 1800s home, maybe just don't. Stink to live my friend.

It's safer to take a bath while home alone, hear me out.

1. Only supernatural shit happens to people in baths in horror movies. No killer sneaks in while someone's taking a bath.

I rest my case.

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How I sleep watching healthcare CEOs panic for their lives after denying my son's ADHD medication.

I've got a confession to my Horror Whores. I haven't seen Terrifier 3 yet. Life's hard out here for broke horror fans 😔.

Waiter being told by customer…the rich, please

My #ADHD kiddo just watched a full movie all the way through without meds for the first time.

Of course it was Hercules, kiddos gotta be ready for his Greek Mythology phase.

Of course I feel like shit and he gets me roses. FML, I might love women but he's the exception to the rule. 💖💜💙

A little advice from your Whoreceress:

Being a hoe isn't about having a high body count, it's about having a hoe heart 🖤

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My only solace in this American shitshow is that I get to drag all the facist idiots with me.

At this point, just put a TV camera in the cabinet meetings. If we're gonna burn then let's make it entertaining.

My only complaint was the ads for the movie tricked people into thinking Fin was gonna be force sensitive. The previews were pretty misleading. Other than that, I like it.

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Someone had to do it.

This is the list I’m using, and then any others that slip through I’m just nuking on my own:

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Someone suggested Skeet and I can't stop laughing.