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I’m not at all religious, but Dolly can have every last molecule of Holy Spirit that ever resided within me.

No one makes lime jello with shredded carrots like my mom used to. Thank god.

Pretty sure he eats babies.

The 2025 theme song

Gloom, despair, and agony on me,
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery,
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all,
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

“Send me a briefcase full of cash or I’m going to prominently praise your work in the forward section of my insipid book”

I am a cynical old black-hearted crank but Jane’s final words here made even me tear up.

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“You have died of dysentery” screen from the Oregon Trail video game

A public service warning for National Guardsmen headed for our state

I was pretty sure you’d been grown in a test tube.

I’m still waiting for the third installment of the Testament trilogy.

Portland never stops being Portland.

Think of all the dizzying high-stakes venture capitalist boardroom action you could thrill to with Wayne Enterprises managing a leveraged buyout of LexCorp. Boom! POW! Cha-Ching!

I made it through the first two but the author leaves so much ambiguity about the workings of the world that I found it a frustrating read

Dude, ChatGPT is just trying to be supportive of its girlfriend

Title "Push the Roll with Ross Bryant" at the top with a large centered photo of Ross Bryant looking suspicious. He is surrounded by thumbnails of players Abubakar Salim, Josephine McAdam, cuppycup, and Scott Dorward. Bottom text says "New Episode: The Title will be revealed on October 8!"

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Snubbed again, Max.

Me neither, but it’s still early in the day.

Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us” The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."

Currently negotiating a price with Bill Burr about doing a ten minute set at the new Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Youth Center

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Bill Burr Defends Performing at Controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival: “They’re Just Like Us” The actor-comedian details his experience at the event: "Definitely one of the top three experiences I've ever had ... I think it's going to lead to a lot of positive things."

Currently negotiating a price with Bill Burr about doing a ten minute set at the new Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Youth Center

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As someone who has personally witnessed this event, I can tell you that “shock and awe” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

One cool thing they don't tell you about growing older is how those weird extra-long eyebrow hairs can be used as "feelers" to navigate darkened hallways.

I’ve not been on Facebook for many years (too many relatives on there) but I would absolutely love to talk with the Shudder Mountains author.

Only a true connoisseur would watch it on scratchy VHS cassette on a VCR with tracking issues. I salute you, sir. Hail Caesar!

Appalachian wizard and his black horse

Here’s a quick character drawing of Scalvin “Badger” Clegg and his horse from a campaign based on DCC’s “The Chained Coffin”

I can send matches or a lighter if you need them

So you can get to your white nationalist rally faster than you can say “Sieg Heil!”

Human evolution drawing

I was reminded of this for some reason

I’ve never seen this one before, but you had me at cannibalism.

“Just flew back from Riyadh and boy are my arms severed”