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Zuckerberg Wears $900,000 Watch to Announce End of Meta Fact Checks The β€˜Hand Made 1’ takes hundreds of hours to assemble.

Let them eat lies, agree the oligarchs

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

08.01.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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…plus onions, garlic, and seasoning

01.01.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I fear I have over-porked my black-eyed peas, but truthfully this is not a problem

01.01.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a Turkish proverb

A picture of a Turkish proverb

For the MAGA’s reading this, go ask a 5yr old to explain it to you

20.11.2024 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1973    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 20
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a pixel art of a man standing under a rainbow on a blue background Alt: a pixel art of Levar standing under a rainbow on a blue background

Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi

18.11.2024 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 134345    πŸ” 12004    πŸ’¬ 4708    πŸ“Œ 1373
Gender-neutral restroom sign with several images including Bigfoot and a unicorn that says "whatever just wash you hands"

Gender-neutral restroom sign with several images including Bigfoot and a unicorn that says "whatever just wash you hands"

Made my mom buy this sign for her business after realizing the only time I pee in public is when I've stopped there

16.11.2024 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Martin Short as Nathan Thurm

Martin Short as Nathan Thurm

My nominee

h/t @mbgbeth.bsky.social

16.11.2024 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled β€œMarco” and β€œPolio.”

Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled β€œMarco” and β€œPolio.”

Who made this? Ahahaha

15.11.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 72880    πŸ” 13803    πŸ’¬ 1572    πŸ“Œ 1062

Mike Johnson doesn't know what's in the Gaetz report.

He can't read it, or his son will get an alert. πŸ˜‰

15.11.2024 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 765    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 4
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Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

14.11.2024 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18826    πŸ” 2798    πŸ’¬ 278    πŸ“Œ 135

Yes, but, how does it rate, in terms of, comma abuse?

15.11.2024 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

15.11.2024 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 74593    πŸ” 8733    πŸ’¬ 1167    πŸ“Œ 526

How fitting that The Onion made Alex Jones cry

14.11.2024 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5258    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 42

My theory for why we don't find intelligence in outer space is: at some point in the development of every planetary society their space program is taken over by a psychopathic rich guy who'd rather take society down than pay slightly more in taxes

14.11.2024 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Shut your %#@&$! mouth! These dopes don’t need any imaginatively worse ideas!

14.11.2024 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a whirlwind fall this has been. I took this shot after climbing up to Fort Rodney on St. Lucia in September. A beautiful break from the crazy campaign season with my fiancΓ©.

14.11.2024 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 797    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

I appreciate you following my wife, she’s pretty elite

14.11.2024 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I want to hear from you is that this is a β€œNo” vote. πŸ™„

14.11.2024 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently, Gala was released on this day in the USA 34 years ago.

The album is a compilation of the first three Lush records (a mini-album 'Scar', an EP 'Mad Love' and a single 'Sweetness and Light') plus a couple of extra tracks.

How time flies.....

13.11.2024 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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To make sure folks know @tribelaw.bsky.social is me!

13.11.2024 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 5

Every single fucking time you incel assholes tell me to be quiet, I will get louder.

And then I’ll say:

Cry harder losers.
Go make me a fucking sandwich.

12.11.2024 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3334    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 10

tip for newbies: subscribe to this MAGA block list to preemptively block MAGAts on here :)

(sorry I forgot to include the link before)

09.11.2024 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4796    πŸ” 2572    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 277

This is precisely why I never joined Facebook

08.11.2024 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/did:...

08.11.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did the same and was forced to update because of a new device. It was such a better experience, hoping to have that here.

07.11.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Considering the times we’re living in, a picture of Billy climbing out of the laundry basket he knocks over on a daily basis is more necessary than ever.

07.11.2024 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are they making me feel better? No. But they help me cope.

06.11.2024 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How wrong is it to hope for a military coup?

06.11.2024 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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