Why doesn't he just say polls are at 1500%, why stop in the 90s, or even at 100%?

A bag of revels coming your way next then

Car for sale

1 owner, 6 months old
12ft on the clock
Buyer must collect

You're not Tom Henderson are you?

“one of the greatest No. 10s in football" - Zidane

never really watched Miami Vice first time round, might have to give it a go.

But I hope that episode is as good as when Boy George guessed starred in The A Team. That episode was quality (or at least my memory thinks so!)

Just use some WD40

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If you sell beer in a pub and looking to try and get the 10% coke drinkers to convert, selling cola flavoured beer to all is not gonna work.

What was the tv quiz show back in the 80s where they had a round playing Hyper Sports (or possibly it was Track & Field)? Fond memories of that!

(But I always liked the original Wonderboy in the arcades, could make 10p last a pretty long time).

Mayor Brown making Blight the head of DOPE- the Department of Pure Evil

Blight saying “Come on, let’s make Beanotown much worse”

Blight saying he’ll sack all the police officers

Blight saying he can do whatever he wants

In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.

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Or General Zod from Superman II

Ubuntu man?

Yeah I could probably too. Although as a kid I was always more partial to the sword & sorcery fantasy movies of the 80s.
However for a film nearly 30 years old now the special effects in The Matrix were pretty revolutionary at the time. Although done to death in subsequent movies.

I thought it was good. The 2nd and 3rd ones were so bad though they actually made the original seem worse.

In Scotland the old fashion term was "messages".

As in "I'm away up the toon for the messages".

No idea why.

but how many cats and dogs have been eaten around your way since he came to power?

The age old classic saying:

My enemies, enemy, is an enemy but has an enemy bigger than my enemy.

It's the old "Nurse, I was just cleaning......naked.....when I slipped..."

We've all been there 🫣

Andrew Carnegie he is not

Elon's musk reeks of L'eau d'Nazi pour homme (probably).

I actually think 1) and 2) could both happen.

Those were your words I quoted, not mine.

What’s the point making moves in your local election system? “These ghouls in Washington don't give two shit about people raising hell in Montana or PoDunk, Arkansas. People yelling and holding up signs 3,000 miles away affects them not one iota.”

yeah you’re right. No point doing anything at all then is there? Dc is too far away, millions protesting across all major us cities across the country would do nothing, even dems holding up little passive aggressive signs did nothing. I can see why you’ve all given up.

Just say you can’t be arsed. Or you don’t think it matters enough and be done with it. If you live in Barcelona, protest the fuck in Barcelona. If you like in Stockholm protest the fuck in Stockholm. Don’t pretend you would protest but Stockholm is just too far away. Pathetic excuse.

I hate cold callers. It used to always be for PPI, then it was the have-you-been-involved-in-an-accident-that-wasn't-your-fault claims,

now its just a constant influx of the Trump administration phoning to tell me about their latest top secret war plans if I buy a Tesla. JUST GO AWAY!

Agreed. Cant believe how a party can come in with a wave of optimism and a huge majority for change, then just bottle it, and tinker around the edges of Tory policy. I’m so disappointed in them.

The simplest solution here is for the state of Maine to join Canada.