catnoz

So guys at my school are allowed to leave to watch their girlfriends 2 grades below them play volleyball, but I still don't know how people get into a relationship?

~boop~

You've just been cat nosed! You have 10 minutes to cat nose a friend 🐱

Look, it's real simple.
if it bites you and you die then it's venemous
if you bite it and you die it's poisonous.
if you bite it and it dies then you're venomous
if it bites itself and you die then that's ouroboros

I just want her, but there's no way she wants me. Why am I like this?

Going to a small school is crazy because what do you mean the student body president knows my name?

Nevermind I figured it out

How do I change my username

Can all the Christmas ghosts visit Trump and all his billionaire cabinet picks this year? I need the Ghost of Christmas Future to terrify them and save the country.

Me too lol

I want to be close to a girl so badly

Thanks for sharing!

I was trying to quote a church service from months ago from memory and I used the wrong word. The picture from the bulletin was used in this video youtu.be/eVrr2M2tLHI?...

🎶 "Tonight we’re gonna party like it's 1599." 🎶

- Heritage Foundation theme song

Looks AI

How is that a good thing?

The eye of the needle refers to the opening of a tent

Yes

Rachel would want to play every part

I asked my spouse if he wanted to see the Wicked movie and he said “there’s a Wicked movie?” can you even fathom being that offline

I love women

Also a wuhluhwuh theatre kid!!

WUHLUHWUH