John Couce

United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit.

A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

The modern day Romeo & Juliet the world needs

DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

A brown and white bunny wearing a black graduation cap lies on a wooden floor, resting its head on a rolled diploma tied with a red ribbon.

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

Hello beautiful people 👋🏼

While my mom is thankfully home from the hospital, her battle is just beginning. She will soon start chemotherapy & weekly Dr visits that will require me to be her full time caregiver. I know times are tough, but anything at all helps us 🫂

I love you guys
-Kenny 💕

One Venti lobotomy, please.

Looks amazing! Be proud of yourself!

ALWAYS MADE WITH REAL SOULS Shit's Fuckin Haunted 0000 CHOCOLATE SANDWICH COOKIES POSSESSED BY TORMENTED SOULS OF THE DAMNED

i’m feeling snacky

Happy Birthday to the legend and Father of Final Fantasy 🎂🎉🎈❤️ ✨Hironobu Sakaguchi✨

Happy Birthday to the legend and Father of Final Fantasy 🎂🎉🎈❤️ ✨Hironobu Sakaguchi✨

Happy Birthday to the legend and Father of Final Fantasy 🎂🎉🎈❤️ ✨Hironobu Sakaguchi✨

Happy Birthday to the legend and Father of Final Fantasy 🎂🎉🎈❤️ ✨Hironobu Sakaguchi✨

Happy Birthday to the legend and Father of Final Fantasy 🎂🎉🎈❤️

✨Hironobu Sakaguchi✨

me: in 50 years? I’ll be 98.

daughter: that’s IF you don’t die first

me: right, thanks

A brown and black lop-eared bunny sniffs a stack of cut wooden logs.

Our improv #CallofCthulhu series “The Right Stuff” continues on Push the Roll with @rossbryant.bsky.social

Special guest @morepeoplehappy.bsky.social and his dulcet tones from @magictavern.bsky.social

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God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited

In Home Alone, Kevin is able to clean up the house before the family gets home (minus Bud's room). My question is how the hell did he remove the tar from the steps?

The Deus Ex series is fairly cyberpunk with its world and entries. I think the Fear Effect series is kinda cyberpunk adjacent. For anime, I highly recommend Ergo Proxy.

It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators

“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Zach and Jess from Off Book swap Christmas songs with Arnie on this week's extra funny No Skip Christmas. Songs from Justin Bieber, the Chieftains, Kermit the Frog and more! tinyurl.com/zx3mwt23

"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die

I just leave this here 🏃‍♂️

How I feel today with 3 hours of sleep & 12 working hours of System Engineer work.

The Norman Rockwell guy standing up to give a speech at a town hall meeting. He looks like a youngish Abe Lincoln.

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

Saw a YouTube short that opened with “DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS VIDEO GAME THAT WAS SOLAR POWERED” and it made me want to go play persona 3 with a real gun

I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot