Werner Herzog Voiceover

How I feel about political candidates

Honestly I can't imagine him wanting it any other way

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)

The president should sound like Humphrey Bogart and the vice president should sound like Peter Lorre. Not voting again until this is addressed

Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad

Worth noting if people knew more about both RCV and Adams there's no way he would've won - that was a fluke based on people's inexperience with RCV ballot strategy. Cannot overstate the importance of "don't rank Cuomo"

Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’ MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...

Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’

For a year after I got it, I couldn't go on a long car ride or flight without throwing up.

Why do you type like this

STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.

SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]

SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.

BAYLESS: Absolument.

SMITH: MAIS!

Just gonna sit here dissociating for a bit, feel free to roll on through, if you want to come by and stare into the middle distance.

white new york t girl (50k+ followers): waittt why was homer simpson kind of a slayyyy

gay guy in her replies about to prove the Infinite Monkey Theorem while keysmashing: LMFAOOOOOAAASKGSGFTHETAMINGOFTHESHREWSCENE1ENTERBEGGARCHRISTOPHERSLYANDHOSTESSSLYILLFEEZEYOUINFAITHHOSTESSAPAIROFSTOCKSYOUROGUE

lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat

lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch

grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor

Yoon Suk Yeol: I'm declaring Marsha law
Yoon Suk Yeol: *martial law
Chang Myon: Marsha law
Lee Sang-min: Marsha law
Chung Jin-suk has changed the group chat name to "Marsha Law"

Dying at this crossover never thought I’d see you QT Aaron Schatz

A British woman has just given birth. She looks at her newborn and says "'e's a Gingih" We see the baby and the it has a knob of ginger for it's head. The woman says "joost like his da'" one of the OB/GYNs looks worried and asks "where is CLive, by the way?" The doctors find him in a darkened room, having taking his own life by grating his head. One doc exclaims "Bloody 'ell! 'E's grated 'imself." The other says "'e couldn't 'andle the pressih of fathuhhood, the knob."

Having a Dune style prophetic dream about the future in 2014 where I see this tweet and waking up in a cold sweat crying

Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF. 1d This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now. Eddielzzard'sBeret @realnannysheila @GerryAdamsSF Surely you know someone who can fit a timer.

medium brown dog laying on a bed resting her head in a funny position on her leg

pup break

Edit of the painting “It has come to pass” with a bottle of brain force sitting in the Tsar’s throne

*bows head* if appears my asshole has gone woke

a meme featuring a radioactive warning symbol and black and green text that reads “I just personally don’t agree with radiation poisoning. you held a rock and now you feel bad? grow up.”

Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid

Aside from the obvious fascism, I think my biggest problem with the whole RETVRN thing is that my brain only starts working at 9:30 and for the vast majority of human history, people were getting up at dawn

Great to see you skeeting :)

Trying to set the right culture for a new platform

Hello

Really? I didn't even know he was sick