illustration of a man an horse skeleton. it looks wrong, so very very wrong

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

[Scene is a 1960s suburban sitting room, with a grand piano in it. The religious songwriter ESTELLE WHITE is sat at the piano, with a rotary phone sat on top of the lid. She is on the phone to her music publisher, someone I've made up called JERRY] 1 ESTELLE WHITE: OK Jerry I’ve got another banger for you 2 ESTELLE WHITE: Listen to this! [She slams the receiver on the top of the piano]. 3 ESTELLE WHITE [hammering on the piano]: AUTUMN DAYS WHEN THE GRASS IS JEWELLED AND THE SILK INSIDE A CHESTNUT SHELL! JET PLANES MEETING IN THE AIR TO BE REFUELLED, ALL THESE - JERRY [voice from the phone handset]: Eh? 4 JERRY: What was that last bit, Estelle? ESTELLE WHITE: “Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled”… 5 JERRY: Is that a thing you often see in autumn? ESTELLE WHITE [Smoking from a long cigarette holder]: All the time, Jerry. Aaaaall the time.... 6 JERRY: Nothing to do with it being the only thing that rhymes with ‘jewelled’? ESTELLE WHITE: No! 7 ESTELLE WHITE: It’s one of the high-speed, high-altitude feats of military aviation one often sees in autumn time. 8 JERRY: What about leaves and squirrels and - ESTELLE WHITE: Now listen, Jerry. 9 ESTELLE WHITE: Do you want a crap hymn about conkers… 10 ESTELLE WHITE: Or do you want an all-time earworm banger that everyone who hears it will sing in their heads, every single time they see a fallen leaf, until the day they die? 11 JERRY: OK… sorry… carry on… 12 ESTELLE WHITE: FROS-TY WINDOWS ON HARR-IER JUMPJETS AND THE SMELL OF NUCLEAR SUB-MAR-INES… JERRY: How about acorns? [ends]

Autumn days when the grass is jewelled

Brighton's video with Samaritans for the Together Against Suicide initiative

Well done Brighton 👏 👏

@officialbha.bsky.social

Why don’t @footballlondon.bsky.social care that their site is so bad that’s it’s unusable? I rarely make it through to the end of an article because the scroll is so broken, and more often than not I don’t bother to click their link at all. Isn’t that quite an important thing for them?

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Choose the form of the Destructor!

Spurs against Nazis leaflet

If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula.

100% agree.

Careful what you wish for.

Biggest mistakes for me all revolved around not pushing on when we had the chance to achieve something.

Other than that …

Ah. Now 😁

a man in a suit is sitting at a desk with his head resting on his hand . ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a desk with his head resting on his hand .

When does the Liverpool Arsenal game start?

😂

two men are sitting in a car talking to each other . Alt: We’ve had worse days, Rodney.

Bosccccccccchhhhhhh #COYS

Dutch Dele 🚀🚀🚀 #COYS

In 2016, Everton were mostly fine. Then Moshiri arrived and they took leave of their senses.

And so I've gone back to play FM17 and to see if I can save them from themselves. Me. A man who is still terminally shit at FM, 33 years after first playing it.

trackrecordmedia.org/2025/08/26/f...

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

I think it’s really important we don’t disrupt the balance of this team by making any signings.

Maybe Grealish. Can’t beat dumb as a bag of rocks mixed with absolute heart of gold.

Love Rogers. Would be much more excited by him than Eze.

But I refuse to be 😜

Very much this. 100 different sources telling us 1000 different things to get worked up about.

We never had him, so have lost nothing. On to the next …

Do you have wonkily drawn pitchforks I can borrow for erm .. no reason ?*cough*

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS was released 16 years ago this week. A revisionist World War II tale and Quentin Tarantino’s first foray into the war genre, the story of how it came to be is as out there as you’d expect for QT…

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I've started a new website. It's called TRACK RECORD and it's about sports, music and entertainment.

Have a read here:

trackrecordmedia.org

We've got...deep breath...Danny Kelly on The Wu-Tang Clan, Kelly Cates on books, there's stuff on new music, cricket, football and, yes, there's an FM story

Awesome. Good luck !

Erm …

All you can ask for really. Sensational footballer, loyal, lovely, friendly, smiley guy. But also a genuine inspiration to my football mad kids. Hope he absolutely smashes it in LA. #COYS #THFC

(And has a massive barney with Lloris for old times sake)

😭😭😭😭 #coys

Ellen Ripley and Facehugger in American Gothic by Grant Wood.

making great art even better: thread

A wonky drawing of Heung-Min Son lifting the Europa League trophy, surrounded by his elated Tottenham Hotspur team-mates

The greatest x

a soccer player wearing a number 7 jersey stands in front of a crowd ALT: a soccer player wearing a number 7 jersey stands in front of a crowd

Definitely the right time for Sonny. Still bloody stings though 😢 What an absolute legend 🤍 #coys #thfc