Iain Uranus

I’m expecting more money

I used to think the key to happiness was lowered expectations. Now let’s try being picky bc that didn’t work.

Do you think if 'Richard' had an O instead of an I that they'd call him Cock instead of Dick?

1/3 is 1/6 away from 1/2.
Just thought you should know.

You expect me to be upset? Lose sleep, over a situationship? Nice try, my wife already dumped me so I don’t care.

Everybody talks about “What if we trained a gorilla to lift weights” but there are other animals I wanna see pumped up to the max.
Like wouldn’t you wanna see a fuckin ripped sloth?

Uta is like the 5th kid saying they wanna go travel the world with Shanks. Is Shanks building a child army? #onepiece

If you think about it, parrot and raptor are basically the same thing.

I didn’t hear it last year so I’m hoping I can for 2 for 2.

Call me Garfield, cuz damn, dude.

Anybody who watches Dandadan and is caught up, has it only been 2 fucking days those whole season so far? So much has happened. Have they slept?

Impel Down and Marineford are definitely up there. Lots of emotions in those.

That is such a hard question to answer. Hahahah

I have officially watched 1000 episodes of One Piece. Totally worth it.

We got a winner!!
But fr these apps suuuck. Guess I gotta go outside and meet people or something now? Yeesh.

Watching at 2x speed so they look more like cartoon characters

You can’t convince me that Golden Retrievers are real. Never seen one before.

‘Hey there baby girl
Lemme ask you a question.
You shit with that ass?’
-A haiku by me, also the best poetry I have and ever will write.

Oh shit we’re doing BlueSky now? Never used Twitter but I’ll give this a shot.