Kat Aclyzmic

All I want from the universe now is for Bill Clinton to tweet three words and then say nothing else about it ever.

“Worst blowjob ever.”

Just imagine.

I struggle to sympathize for someone who is fine with other people experiencing hate and violence, even dishing it out herself… to young shooting victims no less.

I used to care, then 11/5/2024. And everything since. And most of before 🫩

Who even deserves my empathy?

You love Kate Mulgrew because Captain Janeway… I love Kate Mulgrew because Mrs. Columbo.

I lionize her because Captain Janeway.

We are not the same.

Lick my boots.

How much you wanna bet he nukes Kyiv… 🫩🫩🫩

I’m not sure why that was ever in question. It was pretty obvious by his actions.

We visit vets!

Weird question:
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.

Nah, when it all blows up and shit’s just everywhere, I won’t be a soldier of the rebellion, or be saving you.

I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”

Say what you will, “low of 60 degrees Fahrenheit” equals windows open. This is not up for discussion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Tell the fuckwit to tour a grocery store.

#TaxTheRich #EndCitizensUnited

As far as I’m concerned, Orange Jesus was a coconspirator. I fully expect he was the front end of the victim pipeline, and THAT’s the big secret.

Bet on it.

In 1997, my boss handed me a vacation calendar built in Excel. He gave it to me, because he figured my PC experience meant I knew how to do that. I knew how to unload trailers fast.

I couldn’t tell him I didn’t know what a spreadsheet was, so I learned really fast.

That was the birth of a monster.

Understand that as soon as this system decided corporations were people, The People became superfluous and unimportant.

Since then, the system has been a tool exclusively to extract from The People.

Nothing for The People has improved since that moment, and nothing will until we change that.

WHY STOP AT WORST PRESIDENT EVER? HE MIGHT BE THE WORST AMERICAN EVER.

We were used. The whole mission was to inspire democrat votes. They got them; mission complete. Fold as usual.

We were used. They never planned to actually stand up; they just needed an election win.

I understand.

So… more of them WANTED to fuck us over. Got it. Replace them ALL.

Always plant vertically. Upside down.

I’m punching a burning effigy of schumer while screaming into the void and asking myself why I ever let you make me. You?

I mean… I’ve only ever seen myself from one angle. I have no idea what I look like in the round. Or… on a slab. I call bullshit.

Okay but here’s the thing… if you saw your dead body lying on a gurney, would you actually recognize yourself!?!

I have doubts. I’m not sure I would.

Problem is, science keeps telling me what I shouldn’t do after I already DID it. And so far none of the stuff science said would kill me did. Same goes for my mom.

I’ve been doing this shit for decades. DECADES.

I have doubts.

So… basically, the DNC used the American People to win an election, then fucked us as a thank you.

It’s not even fucking open yet, and republikkkans already shit on their “promise.” Fuck the whole dem machine. Fucking useless.

I am so goddamn tired of this godforsaken mother-fucking country.

FUCK

The American People are well and truly on their own

I’m shocked