bajingo megadoodoo

me being deposed: “are u mad at me”

dear god boomers please stop posting kid rock lyrics im desperate

boy renesmee

lmao just saw that the J6 guy who came to MSP and got booed out of town is fully named Edward Jacob Lang, like what bella was gonna name her baby in breaking dawn if he was a boy, and i don’t think ppl bullied him to the full potential while he was here. could have done a whole entire twilight bit.

lots of people like costco but i find it to be hell on earth, i’m not like other girls

kelvin! i’m sorry to hear 😩

“Matt Prescott The New Food Pyramid, Brought to You by Big Meat 5 MIN READ”

nobody thought this title needed reworded when they saw the words “big meat”?

literally amazon drivers, door dashers, and random people having conversations with their neighbors block the street all the time so when ppl online are saying that people blocking streets deserve to be killed, that is antisocial psychopath shit right there

This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?

new teams, new outlook, what’s next, new family?????

half of the fellowship of the ring could have been women 😇 gandalf could have been a woman

went last year to at least the first three and they were SO FUN!!!!!!

thrilled to announce that my $70,000 worth of student loan debt has finally matured into $100,000 worth of student loan debt. i never knew this day would come but i am so, so blessed. 🤲

leaving vegas wondering if any of the big casinos have a sensory break room 😇

wait i can’t tell from the six thousand breathless emails ive already gotten today, does black friday start now???

my favorite part of a hallmark christmas movie is the ten minutes of exposition at the beginning where the characters look into the camera and explain to us who everyone is, what their jobs are, and what their relationships are to each other so they can get to the cute stuff.

is yelling “fuck you bitch” at women in crosswalks an official thing? 😩

i’m a city girl for life, i bet you don’t get a car of men shouting “fuck you bitch” to a woman for pushing the crosswalk buttons and then legally crossing in a small town! and then shouting back “there’s a crosswalk!” while they peel off down a street with a 30mph speed limit. i love it personally.

i love when actors host SNL

if it worked it wasn’t ridiculous, like “games” plural??? 😭

i love pizza lucé but the cling wrap they put around their desserts always smells like pizza and it makes the desserts taste like pizza and this is my 13th reason why

the whole deal could be “see they didn’t eat that many people so stop being weird about them!!!” since it’s ryan murphy, complete sicko menace

Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night

i thought brandi carlile was frankie grande from a distance on SNL just now, god help me 😭

you can behave however you want, what are you talking about? why are you so furious about people being different than you? it’s literally fine to be weird, it’s allowed. mr hall monitor.

when a reel has a caption that says “you’ve been doing [XYZ] wrong 😱” and shows some insane other way to do it, like yeah i’m a fuckin idiot and i do a lot of things wrong [the normal way everyone does it and has for years] this is an old lady post

they were on HBO 😭

sabrina carpenter saying “fuck” on SNL multiple times, good for her she deserves it 🙏🏻

cryin at the ed gein show when his mom is finally nice to him bc im goin thru some stuff 😭🤘

he is full nude in every episode!!! is the jeffrey dahmer one like this too, i know they cast him as sexy too (evan peters version). i can’t watch that one anyway, i already hate the cops enough!!!