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my roommate is smothering the landlord’s dog rn and i’m actually so jealous

vi needs to be domesticated sooooooo bad >< ze needs a lap to curl up in after fetching the daily paper ><

bong if it was tranny sex instead: frotted disc

chat is this anything?

vi’s favorite pronouns are the ones not in the dictionary

vi loves zir job but yeah

Girls kissing platonically is valid btw

women belong on the floor

hi i’m women 🥺👉👈

woag,, sno,,

my new fav thing is ramblefrotting, which is where you frot while you and/or your sexual partner tries to infodump

it’s super hottt 0///0 and a fun challenge ><

i’m so frautistic wRUFF

Good dog!

i love that i’m neutered, but vi wishes there were chastity cages that worked without balls 🥲

bars

trans flag

i love my country

the google ai said i can get pregnant, i will trust it with my life

#puppyposting

november disaster
the mlp soundtrack helps keep out the voices /srs. idk why but it helps
also vi’s surprised there’s no Bark Psychosis??

vi has really nice puppy tits 😵‍💫

jon got a petgirl

yeah! now vi only misconceives zirself when the voices tell zir XD /lh

myeah ><

happy tgirlday i mean happy tgirlda i mean happy tdick day i mea

unironically they probably do

if i was Mr Peta, i would make a concerted effort to make sure everyone knew i was a silly puppy uwu

id also make the PR team design increasingly more pet-play oriented posts, blurring the lines of satire and reality once and for all

good puppies donate to wikipedia 🌀

lol i meant a. not n. im too silly for this world im so sorry The Dictionary

i feel like sly is actually a compliment? like, if someone told me i was sly i’d be like “right you are! vi is incredibly clever and mischievous!”

Sly
n.
1a Wise in practical affairs
1b Displaying cleverness

source: Merriam-Webster (my beloved)

unironically just looked in the mirror and thought “wow, what a cute puppy” i’m so cooked

autocorrect carry mr

suddenly my bed smells a lot more wuff i mean sunnedlu my bed smells a lot more dog gitl

whsts updoggirl?

pubby brain,,