summer roberts, phd

After another weekend of doing nothing but lying around on the couch

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my two auctions for FTH are here - all proceeds go to charity. feel free to dm me beforehand to see if i'd write something specific

67k in two weeks and i'm not even done, man (i see the light at the end of the tunnel tho)

historically i am very anti-attention which is partly why i don't always reply to comments but maybe i need more clout so people will stop saying stupid shit to me all the time

if you take the time to comment on something i spend my free time writing for your entertainment but all you say is "where's the rest?" or "is this abandoned?" then please know i dislike your personality intensely

this is indeed very fun but i once did it at my friend's house when i was staying with her and brother.... she was NAWT happy with my creative decisions

i'm writing something right now that could either be so fuckin fire or the most incoherent self-indulgent bullshit i have ever produced. there is no grey area

the problem with posts like this is you don't know if "earnest libs" refers to like, the dems that were a little corny but still anti-war, or the john kerrys and adam schiffs who voted for the invasion but acted kinda sad about it

no it's not

jim belushi god-tier casting in TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN

at what point does this just become another form of consumerism

it is so f-ing expensive now dude

substantial changes at my pub house means "please for the love of god don't remove or add enough to change the page count"

gross!

i don't appreciate you guys posting pap photos of me when i'm just trying to enjoy a peaceful breakfast

can you, like, calm down

to meet hot chicks

getting jumpscared on here daily by infamous Main Characters whom i've had blocked on twitter for years

hm. i think the problem might be that you went to a horror movie expecting it to be a sexy romance perhaps!

gav disliking nosferatu because the vampire isn't sexy enough is so funny. never change, fandom

Love you forever 🖤

just hacked off all my split ends

oh so this app kinda sucks huh

sky ferreria was right everything IS embarrassing. not my stuff tho it's just all of you guys

excuse me but a customer did this. the employee is the person who has to look for this goddamn book for 20 minutes when it becomes the last copy and someone wants it

i could write paragraphs about every single one so hit me up if there's anything in particular u wanna know more about!!

- o brother where art thou?
- network
- the apartment
- eyes wide shut
- day after tomorrow
- the thin man (any of them - there were a bunch made)
- hook (spielberg)
- paper moon
- butch cassidy and the sundance kid
- the sting (dbl feature w/ butch and sundance)
- much ado abt nothing (dir branagh)

ok i'll give you some faves, then:

- the truman show
- michael clayton
- cyrano (2021 dir joe wright)
- sabrina (95 dir sydney pollack)
- it's a wonderful life
- killers of the flower moon
- when harry met sally
- a woman under the influence
- the birdcage
- moonstruck
- die hard
- spotlight

thank u for your patience