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We have a NEW podcast, our first since Archive 81!

It's called 'Conversations with Ghosts' and it's a mix of horror, history, and fun sound design.

The first two episodes are out NOW, listen wherever you got your podcasts.

came back to this to bask in the innocence of that face, which (presumably) hasn’t yet been shouted at by his future self through a chain link fence. so wholesome

OPINION: The Coarsening of Society at the North Pole Must Stop It's time to restore decorum, writes one of Santa's elves in a guest column

I've always wanted to publish guest columns on my Substack. Today is my first. "The coarsening of society at the North Pole must stop," writes one of Santa's elves in a compelling appeal to return to decorum holapapi.substack.com/p/opinion-th...

Generation Crossing Instrumentals | Dead Signals Get more from Dead Signals on Patreon

Generation Crossing has been out for one month! And to celebrate, @stereophobe.bsky.social & @marcsollinger.bsky.social are releasing the instrumentals, exclusively to our Patreon backers. If you'd like to hear it, & support our stuff, consider backing us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/genera...

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

where’s the death grips beat saber pack

My Heinous Gift Guide for Sworn Enemies Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal

Completed at last. My heinous gift guide for sworn enemies. Enjoy this curated list of cursed objects. Bequeath one to your detested foe! open.substack.com/pub/holapapi...

this is my attempt to stir up discourse. let’s all have a rousing debate about whether kissing with teeth is better than without (it is)

ever since i saw that video talking about how you have to be careful kissing girls w lip filler & can’t bite their lips, i’ve been like. well then what the fuck is anyone doing it for. you want full lips that you can’t do anything with??? what good is kissing if you can’t even bite??

(i know this is not brand new information to any half decent writer)

every time i see this post on tumblr i want to tear my hair out. “she stated” is not better than “she said”. it is in fact worse. how are we still doing this

where is party coffee

it does…. i’m going to resist

not sure why they haven’t made a rainbow emoji in bisexual colours yet. we have the technology. what are we so afraid of

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

getting the urge again to get a gel manicure. trying to remind myself how much it sucks when they grind it off and you have nails made of wet tissue paper for months

writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers

honestly i’ve thought about trying to illustrate each of the monologues on gen crossing but here’s the thing. there are a lot of them and i am unbelievably slow at drawing. but. if i was gonna do another it’d obviously be spacewalk

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

honestly i can hardly remember what i used to tweet about when i was on there regularly. i mean now is the time to workshop i guess bc it’s just my wife listening. hi babe

man i wish images didn’t get cropped to squares. do i have to start drawing on square canvases now

@dead-signals.bsky.social had to draw little odom & beansprout 🌱