Anthony's superb owl

Song 2

'Doctor, doctor, Chat GPT told me I'm having a heart attack'

That's a shame, get your computer generated girlfriend to draw you an ambulance

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Oh god, the lefty TikToks where they're just pulling a face at the camera while there's some caption about Andrew Windsor have started.

Just make sure the electricity to the chair we're putting these nonces in remains reasonably priced.

We go a little too far with empathy sometimes. This woman is stupid, being stupid made her a bad mother, and being a bad mother may kill her kid. She should be told this.

Tom Grossi's million dollar stream is struggling but someone made a joke about JJ McCarthy and now people have been donating nine dollars a time. For an HOUR.

I didn't know he was one of those. I dislike him enough to say I dislike him but not enough to really care. Still, I'll take someone sorta famous liking some of the nonsense I come out with.

Also, curling, will you just fuck off. Sick of it now.

Urgh, I think I'm turning into an Apple fan.

Sure, if you want to spend half your time having your phone yell 'USE THE AI. USE IT NOW. PLEASE USE THE AI OR OUR BOSS WILL BEAT US' at you.

It's a massive conflict of interest that such a friend of developers and arsonists is also the PCC.

Court approves sale of DeTrafford’s stalled Salford development - Place North West A court has wiped clean the title of the failed Wavelength development, paving the way for Soller Group to buy the site and leaving investors short.

How are DeTrafford allowed to go bust, repeatedly, with no consequences to them? If developers didn't have @andyburnham.bsky.social in their pocket this would be a police matter.

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DID YOU KNOW: You can block someone on TikTok if you think their content is AI. You don't need to check or anything, just 'that's sus' and it's gone!

He's been arrested for MIPO. That's like arresting a bank robber because they parked on a double yellow. Arrest him for his rapey ways then wake me up.

Dave Haslam liked one of my Facebook comments.

I'm conflicted.

@spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

La La Land. I've no idea if it's a good movie or not but the movie advertised and the movie shown were not the same movie. If I wanted to be depressed about selling yourself out, I'd look in the mirror.

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Australian sports reporter: Gets wasted, appears on live TV, rambles about iguanas.
Australia: No worries mate, see you tomorrow

I'm tempted to come right out and say it, 'If you use AI to 'create' art, you're scum and I hate you'

Let's have a sweepstake:

Will my friends who use generative AI remove themselves from my social media or will I have to do it for them?

Also, I think the BBC have massively overestimated the amount of curling people want to see. And why does it go on for fucking ever?

A post saying 'A better world is not possible' above a post saying 'Anything is possible with ice cream' A sign on the ice cream machine says 'No ice cream'

Damn it. @dirtbagqueer.rocks @richardkadrey.bsky.social

Today's Winter Olympics annoyance: Commentators going, 'And they're in GOLD medal position' when it's reverse order and the competitor is like two seconds down.

Manchester council loses 'sheds' court case, paving the way for huge skyscrapers A row about demolishing some 'industrial sheds' grew and grew into a High Court battle - and the victors now say it's an example of 'two tier Manchesterism'

More taxpayers money going to developers thanks to @bevcraig.bsky.social and her Renaker pals.

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'Lemon juice is for c***s'

YouTube video by NFL on ESPN Liam Coen gave the Duval his best shot in his introductory press conference 😅 (via @jaguars/TT)

RIP Robert Duvall. May your legacy be continued by your son, Liam Coen.

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Is it me or are the judges scoring big air like video game reviewers in the nineties?

let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum

The weight that the horses in this years Grand National will carry has been announced. Top weight? Your Mum.

ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?