Kris

Hope

Absolutely GUTTED to find out that Jake Johnson phoned in an audition for Dungeons and Dragons: Honour among Thieves.

He still doesn't remember he didn't run against Biden.

I *think* he means that she isn't being talked about all the time. But like, her tour is done, and the NFL season is over.

I’ll bet Yuval could find the location based on this.

It’s even labeled! The fetus’s name was Kirk!

Sue Richards asks Jen Walters, "Jen, how is any of this legal?" Jen replies "What Doom's doing, you mean? Oh, none of it is. Please!" Seated across from them, Ben Grimm says, "What?! Then how come--?"

Jen, mid-bite of salad: "That's the thing about laws. They don't mean anything if they're not enforced. It's why folks today don't get in trouble for, I don't know... eating an onion after 6 PM or singing while wearing a swimsuit or whatever other wacky laws are still on the books. Somehow, Doom's convinced every world leader to give him all the leeway he wants."

She’s married to a former NHL hockey player from my small Central Ontario city who last elected the absolute worst MTG-esque Conservative Member of Parliament.

NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...

HOW did it take me this long to realize that Rupert is Giles?!

She knows how much blow Don jr. goes through. That’s qualifications enough.

To continue the thought experiment:
Emperors: Statler & Waldorf
Greedo: Rizzo
Cantina band: Electric Mayhem
Jawas: Fraggles

Also, I retract Pepe as Tarkin and substitute Sam Eagle. I’m also tempted to cast someone like Sweetums as Chewie because Rowlf should clearly be saved for Lando.

I don’t like the casting here though. I’d go:
Vader: Gonzo
Luke: Fozzy
Leia: Piggy
Han: Kermit
Chewie: Rowlf
C-3PO: Scooter
R2-D2: Beaker
Obi-Wan: Bunsen
Tarkin: Pepe

I was *really* confused at first trying to figure out how this related to Toronto.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Image showing Conservative leader Pierre Poilievres vote against a GST Tax Break. With a heading that says MAX THE TAX.

Conservatives cut corporate taxes by 7% but voted against a tax break on diapers.

Pierre Poilievre: Axe the tax for corporations. Max the tax for Canadians.

Twitter: The check mark means you are wrong.

Honestly, not much. Small discount on AirPods 4 ANC, Marvel’s Midnight Suns on Steam, and some thrifting finds with 30% off at Value Village.

Jordan Cook (Reignwolf)

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Wait, we’re not calling them “skeets” are we?

I think I just turned to dust

Braid