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Luke O'Neil
‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬
The funniest part the guy said was driving home
after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery
fence with a bottle of champagne.

October 27, 2004
Across the street some kids were playing baseball which
felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them
socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and
anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens.
I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which
wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just
backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that
young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware
of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the
existence of the chasm.
I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m
sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]”
you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in
my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t
matter.
I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma
Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus
Christ straight through no punctuation like was he
addressing some person or the Son of God himself.
Jesus Christ I love you yes I do.
On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud
hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked
like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do
its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would
have and there were two bright orange lights right in
ALT

the center where the storm’s face would be if storms
had faces.
I think it was just the reflection of some tower
lights though.
Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly
in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re
in another country and you need to find the hospital
immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one
knows what you’re trying to say.
It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing
a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to
be somewhere where you can’t communicate.
To feel stupid and h…

Post Luke O'Neil ‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬ The funniest part the guy said was driving home after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery fence with a bottle of champagne. October 27, 2004 Across the street some kids were playing baseball which felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens. I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the existence of the chasm. I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]” you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t matter. I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus Christ straight through no punctuation like was he addressing some person or the Son of God himself. Jesus Christ I love you yes I do. On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would have and there were two bright orange lights right in ALT the center where the storm’s face would be if storms had faces. I think it was just the reflection of some tower lights though. Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re in another country and you need to find the hospital immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one knows what you’re trying to say. It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to be somewhere where you can’t communicate. To feel stupid and h…



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Luke O'Neil
‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬
The funniest part the guy said was driving home
after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery
fence with a bottle of champagne.

October 27, 2004
Across the street some kids were playing baseball which
felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them
socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and
anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens.
I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which
wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just
backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that
young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware
of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the
existence of the chasm.
I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m
sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]”
you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in
my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t
matter.
I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma
Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus
Christ straight through no punctuation like was he
addressing some person or the Son of God himself.
Jesus Christ I love you yes I do.
On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud
hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked
like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do
its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would
have and there were two bright orange lights right in
ALT

the center where the storm’s face would be if storms
had faces.
I think it was just the reflection of some tower
lights though.
Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly
in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re
in another country and you need to find the hospital
immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one
knows what you’re trying to say.
It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing
a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to
be somewhere where you can’t communicate.
To feel stupid and h…

Post Luke O'Neil ‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬ The funniest part the guy said was driving home after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery fence with a bottle of champagne. October 27, 2004 Across the street some kids were playing baseball which felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens. I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the existence of the chasm. I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]” you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t matter. I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus Christ straight through no punctuation like was he addressing some person or the Son of God himself. Jesus Christ I love you yes I do. On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would have and there were two bright orange lights right in ALT the center where the storm’s face would be if storms had faces. I think it was just the reflection of some tower lights though. Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re in another country and you need to find the hospital immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one knows what you’re trying to say. It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to be somewhere where you can’t communicate. To feel stupid and h…

Happy October 27, 2004 to all who celebrate.

27.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 69    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 1
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This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-

Rate Dogs & • Follow ... 2h • This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers. According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place. Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10 CBP Office of Professional Responsibility: 202-344-1808 JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov El Paso Border Patrol Sector: 915-834-8400 fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso): 915-541-1400 veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-

“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com

14.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 2391    🔁 746    💬 45    📌 84

I’ve been looking around for the most credulous mid-campaign piece about Trump’s obviously fatuous Project 2025 disavowal, and I think it might be this one from Politico. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

02.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 2093    🔁 559    💬 77    📌 37
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How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.

In case you missed it: an essential piece from Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò from earlier this week:

www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

27.09.2025 11:34 — 👍 294    🔁 83    💬 7    📌 13

Hi. Do you have suggestions for how I can dress for 115F degree weather? Also has to make me feel like it's 65F, takes no effort to put together, doesn't make me stand out, but also makes me look stylish, works for weddings and pool parties, is ethically produced, and doesn't cost more than $3? Thx.

30.08.2025 22:53 — 👍 5592    🔁 216    💬 328    📌 24
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

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Mandy Patinkin on Gaza: A Plea to Jews
YouTube video by The Interview Mandy Patinkin on Gaza: A Plea to Jews

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFjO...

13.07.2025 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I know we don't feel like there's much to celebrate this July 4th. It's been a rough several years.

So I want to talk about how we're making history right now.

04.07.2025 17:21 — 👍 2158    🔁 793    💬 58    📌 241
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Tufts student detained by ICE in viral video is released, thanks supporters Tufts University student Rumeysa Ozturk was released from ICE detention on Friday, offering brief words of thanks to supporters gathered outside the Louisiana facility.

Rümeysa Öztürk has been freed!!

09.05.2025 22:33 — 👍 11270    🔁 2708    💬 54    📌 273

Hi @jeisinger.bsky.social, long time. No, that's not what's going on. Hedge funds et al are likely selling treasuries because their risk models have blown out and they need to delever. You sell what is holding up best, so voila Treasury market strains. This is a hunger for dollars.

09.04.2025 04:35 — 👍 897    🔁 182    💬 27    📌 43

The point is not to punish for doing (or not doing) a given behaviour: it's to find a way to read any behaviour as a transgression against themselves and punish accordingly.

08.04.2025 13:14 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.

01.02.2025 00:02 — 👍 59019    🔁 11423    💬 756    📌 251
John K. Samson - "Fantasy Baseball At The End Of The World"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records John K. Samson - "Fantasy Baseball At The End Of The World"

youtu.be/E-z9djgthqE?...

30.01.2025 05:43 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Happy new year from the old 'hood!

01.01.2025 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We're getting hit with one right now here in SF. Even had a tornado warning this morning.

14.12.2024 19:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

14.12.2024 04:04 — 👍 12465    🔁 1977    💬 189    📌 74

If you do your search and add -AI to the end, you don’t get the garbage output

13.12.2024 14:05 — 👍 381    🔁 72    💬 14    📌 19
Star Wars grindhouse edits

Star Wars grindhouse edits

The only aesthetically pure way to watch the original STAR WARS trilogy is these moldy grindhouse prints that were found and digitized a few years ago

You can see the OT the way it was originally seen: with the original ILM effects, in a dreamlike gauze

ENJOY:

www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/iozg1...

08.12.2024 12:52 — 👍 2733    🔁 694    💬 192    📌 99
A screenshot of PayPal's terms of service. Big wall of legalese text, which I will be pasting in below. You don't need to read it, here's the important part: 

"The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop."


Here's the whole paragraph: 

We are updating our Privacy Statement to explain how, starting early Summer 2025, we will share information to help improve your shopping experience and make it more personalized for you. The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop, unless you live in California, North Dakota, or Vermont. For PayPal customers in California, North Dakota, or Vermont, we’ll only share your information with those merchants if you tell us to do so. No matter where you live, you’ll always be able to exercise your right to opt out of this data sharing by updating your preference settings in your account under “Data and Privacy.”

A screenshot of PayPal's terms of service. Big wall of legalese text, which I will be pasting in below. You don't need to read it, here's the important part: "The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop." Here's the whole paragraph: We are updating our Privacy Statement to explain how, starting early Summer 2025, we will share information to help improve your shopping experience and make it more personalized for you. The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop, unless you live in California, North Dakota, or Vermont. For PayPal customers in California, North Dakota, or Vermont, we’ll only share your information with those merchants if you tell us to do so. No matter where you live, you’ll always be able to exercise your right to opt out of this data sharing by updating your preference settings in your account under “Data and Privacy.”

In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising.

I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.

If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.

05.12.2024 21:12 — 👍 11206    🔁 8368    💬 370    📌 326
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as always

04.12.2024 17:30 — 👍 514    🔁 123    💬 3    📌 10
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Opinion | Note to Democrats: It’s Time to Take Up Your Hammers There is a straight line from homeless schoolchildren to Donald Trump’s election victory.

Republicans promise to cut taxes and they cut taxes. Democrats promise to use tax dollars to solve problems and one in eight public school students in New York experienced homelessness last year.
#housing
Note to Democrats: Time to Take Up Your Hammers
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/30/o...

01.12.2024 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It’s really just that when the right is talking about tech they are talking about the employees and the left is talking about the bosses. Everything becomes legible under that construction. bsky.app/profile/radl...

29.11.2024 23:53 — 👍 1578    🔁 282    💬 39    📌 16
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An intellecrual giant'
ECONOMIST
BENEDICT ANDERSON
IMAGINED
COMMUNITIES
Reflections on the Origin and Spread of Nationalism

An intellecrual giant' ECONOMIST BENEDICT ANDERSON IMAGINED COMMUNITIES Reflections on the Origin and Spread of Nationalism

This classic work in the history of nationalism argues that the rise of widely available print (esp. newspapers) made it possible for geographically dispersed groups of people to imagine themselves as a roughly coherent entity called "a nation" in which there was an ongoing conversation.

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good morning bike helmet enjoyers who have realistic expectations about their protective capabilities

31.10.2024 13:28 — 👍 91    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 0

Give me a a fucking show about the women who made space suits Netflix.

Working class women, many of African-American origin, with years of experience making bras and female undergarments, just out there making the weird designs NASA blokes have come up with for space suits actually fucking work.

17.10.2024 17:09 — 👍 884    🔁 204    💬 21    📌 13
Mannequin Pussy - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP Mannequin Pussy - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

incredible Mannequin Pussy set

if you pick one song — I Got Heaven at 10:25

09.10.2024 03:57 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 2

RUN EXPRESSES EVERY HOUR ALL DAY ALL WEEK YOU COWARDS

25.09.2024 16:37 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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that probably counts as the second one | patreon.com/lubchansky

23.09.2024 14:08 — 👍 2812    🔁 694    💬 37    📌 19

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