michelle sulaiman 🐴🐴🐴

she’s super into it, and would play them in the car, and I’ve started to like some of their songs… (but yeah the texture is too chaotic for me)

my spouse is super into stray kids now and my current fav part is that there are 바보 racha

Jack the cat is staring at the camera with a textbook underneath “look me in the eyes, dear, and tell me—did you practice with metronome?”

edited for potential teaching meme feat a quote from an applied cello professor

dr. s, bc i'm too lazy to fix them pronouncing my last name.
i also only request this from freshmen who's taking my class. beyond that, they can call me whatever lol.

cleansing ur timeline eh

I guess in a way it’s more asking the k-12 teachers to think about 🤮epistemology🤮 of north/South America division and their role in perpetuating that knowledge (& implications yadayada)

last year of grad school, some k-12 students had a field trip to the music building and hung out in my discussion class

so I asked them how many continents there are in the world
they separated north-south America
so I told them, I learned America as 1 growing up & their teachers went pikachu face

Drake hot bling meme no: lululemon yes: mumumelon

maybe you and G should level up and get the real deal

Just saw these at H-Mart. These are the kinds G use/was gifted by her mom.

“i’m an adult with a terminal degree. i can say peepeepoopoo as many times as i want in public!”

P.M.S. Bach

C.P.R. Bach

origami stars gatcha machine is ready to go!
chucked all the gum bc they were disgusting and filled them with origami stars instead!

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

they’ll learn the folly of gambling (but maybe they’ll get addicted to doing gatcha pulls?)

will report back in a month.

Lesbian Gundam Weeks are coming up (not real)

and also now I can do gatcha pull with origami stars 😂

when u commit a no-show, this is who you hurt: a tired but wired instructor who sits alone in her office and hasn’t felt loved in hours/days/weeks/months.

getting stood up by your date: normal, happens all the time, disheartening
getting stood up by students who made appt with you: normal, happens all the time, even more upsetting

Cursed that my browser autoCompletes “C” with Canvas instead of Crunchyroll

when will I be released from this CyCle of samsara

style would either military green or the silly masculine steel vibe

is this the secret gen X agenda to stop millennials from spending money on avocado toasts??? 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

my life was significantly better before I read this skeet. I’d like a refund.

report i've received: "i overheard a student came out of KS II classroom and said i hate jeopardy"

look, if students trauma-bonded over this jeopardy review game, that would strengthen their cohort's camaraderie and ultimately result in higher freshmen retention rate

it me, the 天才.

update from 2nd section: one person figured out the largest US national park is in AK, no one knows myanmar's capital, and someone answered the lincoln's assassination play correctly.

i'm the true winner of the review game bc i've successfully instilled the fear of ̶g̶o̶d̶ ̶ midterm exam upon them.

oh imagine an excel spreadsheet (private, trusted folks only) where you do a system like little free library: people could post their requests and others can fulfill their requests (and mark that the requests have been fulfilled)

a screenshot of academic job ad. Music & Performing Arts - Full-time faculty About the role Full-time tenure-track faculty position at the Assistant or Associate Professor level, conducting the Wind Symphony, leading the instrumental studies area, and serving as administrator of the Piano Proficiency Exam.

pls tell me this is an inside candidate job posting bc imo the ideal candidate is very mr. jekyll and hyde there.

“The cat is really comfortable and is staying warm on the laptop due to kitty cold, which has been verified by the vet.

Your honor, my client, the poor overworked professor, is innocent.”

drake hotline bling meme format first half (drake no): dog ate my homework second half (drake yes): cat sat on my laptop