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It’s worse that she doesn’t say actually dick in this context but she does actually say dick in Father Figure because even at her most sexual she isn’t allowing herself to be human, in this essay I will

A screenshot from the Apollo 13 movie showing the men of Mission Control looking anxiously at something behind the camera

all the chatters and ACLU lawyers waiting to see if Hasan gets into the country today

Public parks with numerous free activities for people of all ages are the peak of human civilization

If this is all Harrell has—accusing a group whose staff is almost entire Black, brown, and Asian of darkening his skin on a debate watch party invite because they're racist—he's doomed. Sauce so weak it's dribbling off the plate.

I tried false nails for the first time this week and I’m getting constant compliments from women and femmes, I’m addicted

When I was pregnant, even just a small cold completely wiped me out. Without OTC medications, I would not be able to keep my job. Which is one of the many awful goals here.

A screenshot of an Instagram post: Hilary Swank is pictured by her gifted MRI machine

being rich is such a disease omg

NEW: In an investigation for @realchangenews.bsky.social, I found that Seattle’s UCT storage program rarely returns belongings collected at sweeps to homeless people. Only 1 in 15 instances, or 7% of the time, led to property going back to its original owners. Most was disposed of after 70 days.

I want to once again reiterate what I said earlier. The reason the vast majority of Democratic and so-called centrist elites have acquiesced over and over again is that they are COMPLICIT. Because they actually know that direct confrontation is how you defeat fascists and choose not to do it.

what’s wild is that he wasn’t even that good of a public speaker…

We didn't stop them, but we slowed them down. They got hundreds of us, but we kept them from getting hundreds more, and it wasn't violence or graffiti or insults that did the job, it was regular people getting involved. It was my neighbor the speech therapist, it was my friend the life-coach. 8/

No pictures of me lately since I stopped taking them myself. 🫠

I’d leave it in but only because, unlike depictions in fiction, I’d probably pass out from the sight.

Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

I’ve completely failed on my gardening this summer AND I learned a lot about local orgs and farmers and plants 🥺

It’s times like these that separate the real haters from the pretenders.

A personal sleeping on their bed next to their outfit for the following day

I’m keeping my “it finally happened” outfit ready so I can be out and celebrating within minutes of getting the call

A screenshot of a generic Google Slide template. In the bottom right corner, there's a pop up called "Inspiration" showing an AI-generated photo of a person.

Google's AI - I refuse to learn what it's supposed to be called - is the most annoying thing. Why am I seeing this random photo when I'm just looking at slide templates???

uhhhh

I think I get catcalled more when I’m in my depressive episodes

JUST IN: Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s lawyers say the Trump administration is trying to coerce him to plead guilty to the charges he is facing by promising to deport him to Costa Rica — and threatening to deport him to Uganda if he doesn’t. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

trying every strategy to win votes except giving us free healthcare, I hate it here

Superman!!!! Superman!!!! HAWKGIRL AHHHHH

parenthood is both catching myself humming the song by kiddo just made up and learning that other people hate the idea of children eating lunch at school without worrying about money

incredible that the attack ad gets to start with the factual statement “my opponent resigned in disgrace”

at least three new townhouses nearby are on Airbnb right now under the same renter, it can’t be banned soon enough 😩

man I’m going to make the surrogate father figure who steps into my life and heals my abandonment issues so proud of me

one of the top three things about having a baby is plugging into the buy nothing groups. packing up our crib to send it off to its third kiddo and getting new-to-us summer clothes to refresh our warbrode.

A blurry image of Kermit the Frog screaming.

I will never, for as long as I live, want Gemini to summarize a document and it needs to stop asking.