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@sleepy-monkey.bsky.social

I love my dogs and hockey. Hate fascists and felonious billionaires. Married to my bestie. Can’t keep a plant alive to save my life!

122 Followers  |  166 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.9521

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a woman talking on a cell phone with the word hello written on the bottom ALT: a woman talking on a cell phone with the word hello written on the bottom

5 shots on goal and 3 goals?! #timetohunt #causechaos

23.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess I’m a Dallas Stars fan tonight! #texashockey

22.05.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got home just in time to see Smitty score that game winning goal with .4 seconds left in the game! #VegasBorn

11.05.2025 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I just got stupider from watching that.

30.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s be real, it’s one of many reasons why.

26.04.2025 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

Tis but a fleshwound.

21.04.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love playoff hockey!

20.04.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lots of call going Colorado’s way. I won’t be surprised if it’s a goal.

09.04.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Go Knights Go! #vegasborn

09.04.2025 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ESPNews is a channel you had to have subscribed to. It’s ridiculous to have the baseball game still going, especially with such a lopsided score.

07.04.2025 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐂💩

24.03.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some wormy worms in the morning!

16.03.2025 14:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ope! Gotta eat those words! They just scored!

13.03.2025 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do I feel like the Knights are still going to go shotless on this power play?!

13.03.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire?!?!

27.02.2025 20:06 — 👍 72    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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My daughter picked up this amazing comic for me. 😂

20.02.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Decided to get a fun Cthulhu tattoo. Need to make sure the Christian Nationalists never mistake me as one of theirs since I much prefer to worship the Great Old Ones.

19.02.2025 01:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Labs have a ton of energy, so I love when they get a run in. They go at their own speeds and get out that excess energy. They also get at least one walk a day and multiple ball throwing play times during the day. My fuzzy toddlers have oodles of energy.

13.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The dude got a Christmas pickle but it didn’t last long. I’ll never understand why some stuffies live forever and some only last 3 minutes.

05.01.2025 07:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was coming here to say the same thing but you beat me to it.

04.12.2024 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them ALT: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
01.12.2024 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go back to sleep. It just looks rough tonight.

01.12.2024 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know it’s a back to back but daaaaammmnn….

01.12.2024 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster
01.12.2024 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Had my Thanksgiving today since we spent yesterday with the in laws. Smoked a turkey and now it’s time for hockey…if I don’t pass out from a full belly. Go Knights Go!

30.11.2024 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So long as you like hockey and dogs but hate wannabe dictators that are orange in color.

30.11.2024 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Poor Hill, shoved in to the posts like that. Hopefully his little hills will be okay.

28.11.2024 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Went to Boston and attended the Shoresy Fall Classic with my kids. Got to see Eichel’s Hobey Baker banner. Wish I could’ve spent more time in Boston to explore. Such a neat city full of fun history.

26.11.2024 01:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Holy cow! I think I had an aneurysm just listening to him! I knew he was nutty but I’ve never actually heard him speak and I’m sorry I heard this!

22.11.2024 11:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If anything, we’re getting back for that boarding hit on Theodore that wasn’t called.

21.11.2024 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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