Promised Consort Raquel

being sick is one of those things where like, you kinda forget how much it sucks until you're sick again.

you're the only nonproblematic celebrity this world has

lmao I thought people were exaggerating about Taylor telling Sabrina that she only got 1 and half Grammys, that's so foul. like you're one of the best selling artists of all time, what do you even have to prove at this point that you have to belittle a contemporary's achievements?

tbh I need to be better about working through it, I keep a massive bottle of ibuprofen in my locker at work so if I start to get a headache/body crashes, I can try to mitigate it and work through (and I like having it if anyone else needs ibuprofen)

I wanted to troop through it but going up and down a ladder was starting to make me all lightheaded

(being in the cold for two hours also made me sick for longer)

employers love to be like "if you leave work sick that's bad" but have you ever considered if I stay and get dizzy and cough a lot it'll make me sick for longer and I'll infect everyone? checkmate

she would've been one of those bitches calling the hospital to see if a wrestler was ok

that's Squeak and she's my friend

@dashwallkick.bsky.social post Squeak bc I'm sick

I go to work and some guy is outside protesting the store I work at and saying it hurts workers

sluts will always be on the right side of history

thanks for commiserating

do I know math? not really
can I name state capitals? not at all
cookie dunk timing? you bet your sweet bippy I know that

one time in elementary school we had to read a story about a guy who knew the optimal time to dunk different types of cookies in milk and that's stayed with me ever since

kinda weird of Einstein to name a theory after one of his fetishes. Theory of Relativity, whatcha doing with your cousins Albert? 🤨🤨🤨

I just spent the past two hours in very cold weather and now I am in my house attempting to get warm

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

some precedented times would be nice.

The mind boggling thing is her messaging was "Palestinian kids deserve food and shelter and to not be bombed" like heaven forbid a woman advocate for uhhh *checks notes* human rights

Buffy Posting: "Buffy lacks a string father figure." NO ONE TALKS TO RUPERT GILES THAT WAY

everyone has to be nice to me, I'm sick

my coworkers really take for granted how infrequently I don't bitch them out. I'm sorry but if you have stuff to the side for almost a week, you aren't buying it, I don't wanna hear you whine that you wanted it when it goes bye-bye.

pretty cute for a sick girl

the barista that knows me by name and remembers my order makes it the least good, the baristas that simply take and make the order make it the best and that's how I want it

idk, but it came with a fever and a cough

Instagram algorithm showed me a new content creator and one of the bits she does is cavewoman girls girl and honestly? me love that. me love when cave girl stick up and protect girls, help me learn me deserve better

Luna napping, one of her legs is stretched out and the is curled

also I took a sick nap earlier and she slept on me like this

I am sick and I don't like that