Corey Porter

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

KC playing a bunch of rookies beat ACFC’s starters. Effort counts, yo.

Monday night futbol! Excited to have my home town’s team here tonight.

Bike bsky, please let me share my excitement with you. It’s new cable hanger day. I splurged and got some jewelry for the occasion.

Interesting. What toppings?

I started a Vegas trip from the polo lounge (I know that wasn’t the F&L starting point) one time just to see what it was like. I know traffic and freeways were different in the late 60’s, but it’s likely not the first of the drugs that hit somewhere outside of Barstow.

Two bikes, some coffee and some pastries by a lake.

Always Be Coffeeneuring. (Tune up ride for Coffeeneuring season 2025. I think this is the 15th year?)

If there is an Oscar this year for post-apocalyptic trophy truck chases, AFTERBURN will surely win.

The hoops you have to jump through to make it do basic things rarely seem worth it relative to just doing it more correctly your self initially.

I've never been more proud to be a lazy luddite.

A large sign reading “Black Movie Soundtrack V” with a picture of a turntable over a DJ and a drummer.

Why yes, I will take an extra hour of D-Nice before the show. Thank you!

“There was no practical need for any of it. It’s just who we were. We were Americans. We did it because we could.”

Sums it up I’ll say.

Table from American Soccer Analysis displaying the best players in the 2025 NWSL regular season by Net g+ per 96 minutes. Alyssa Thompson, at 0.12, is tied for 7th place and is specially highlighted.

Top-10 player in the #NWSL: ✅

Under 21 years old: ✅

3+ years left on contract: ✅

If this doesn't break the world record transfer fee by some distance, Willow Bay needs to have a meeting with Mark Parsons.

#AngelCityFC

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Glass? Wat.

I choose to believe that the folks who are incapable of re-racking their weights correctly are simply offering me the opportunity for an additional Tower of Hanoi-style component to my morning exercise.

I'd put money on an appointee running it as opposed to a civil servant at this point.

Orlando was without their star player and coming off of a crazy game against KC, but they’re still the champs and the win still felt great! Amazing work, @angelcity.com!

List ranked by this pls.

If ACFC’s game play ever matches their merch enthusiasm, watch out league.

Mexican food in KS is not good. Can’t speak relative to Idaho.

I was rooting for Indiana after Hali’s post season, but yeah. What a great series. What great and deserving winners. More finals like this, please.

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

Immigrant City Football Club Los Angeles is for Everyone Unisex Shirt The fabric of our city is made of immigrants. Net proceeds of this collection will go to Camino Immigration Services to help support our community in this moment.

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We didn't get to the game in time to grab a shirt, but kudos to @angelcity.com on tonight's giveaway. Perfect shirt for this moment in time.

You’ll notice supporters is silent.

There’s a reason why. #acfc #nwsl

Wait did you meet Rob Morrow please tell me that he was still complaining about being the only doctor in Alaska.