Jon Stewart

16th and Park, southbound. The sign literally says to expect delays because of operator availability so not much investigation needed.

Had been waiting for ten minutes for a D60/D6X. Finally a D6X came… and only let three people on. Next bus predicted in 13 minutes. Why did I devote so much time to the 16th St bus lanes project?

@wmatagm.bsky.social @wmata.com @brianneknadeau.bsky.social

Best thing Marquito has done. Sans serif fonts have no place in official State Dept documents.

If graphic design was really his passion, I'd expect Garamond or Goudy Old Style instead of Times New Roman.

It was nice while it lasted. You’re at least somewhat prepared with a medievalist in the family.

Can confirm. It’s all short stories because the teachers don’t think the kids can, probably because most can’t. :-/

I have “NEVER say ‘you’re absolutely right‘” in my global Claude.md and it still says it occasionally.

lol, @wmata.com, this is 16th St, 15 minute headways? ngmi

“Attention Is All You Need: how to manage a dysfunctional organization”

this song has led to disciplinary action against the six year old to not call his mother “mamacita“

I feel like you have me beat and mine are rattlesnake, grizzly bear, polar bear, mountain lion, and barracuda.

Ranked Choice Voting seems like a threat to repaving the same intersection 4 times in the same year.

Asking Claude to reason about automata engine passes is perhaps a bit optimistic.

Had my son play Super Mario Brothers 1 this morning and he recognizes that he’s cooked for life now.

There’s no better metaphor for Bowser’s legacy than all the ”rat-proof” supercans rolled out in her first term, which now all have ratholes and the city can’t figure out how to replace.

“Always validate your tools” is the great lie of digital forensics. Examiners don’t know how to QA software effectively. When they try, they do a terrible job and slow lab processes to a crawl. <- in my experience

It is far, far better for examiners to focus on validating their findings.

After job and kids, there is only time for booze.

This, I believe

This speaks to me in a way Advent of Code does not.

Devo

this is not the proper NE regional cafe car form

Apache Tika is worth a look.

a nurse in a blue scrub holds a man 's hand as they walk through a hospital hallway ALT: a nurse in a blue scrub holds a man 's hand as they walk through a hospital hallway

bom bom bom...

First grade, administered by school. My teacher thought I was a dullard, I got moved up to high reading group.

kid: *points at Neighborhood Watch sign* Dad, what’s that?

me: It’s this silly thing telling people to watch out for bad guys, but there aren’t really any bad guys here.

kid: yes there are. ICE.

Also what it’s been like in DC, you just don’t care as much because we can’t vote. If you’d given us the vote in 2021, this wouldn’t be happening.

Northbound to go up 16th

Stop 1001191–I remember because I nextbus’d it. It was the stop at the northwest end of Franklin Park.

Hey @wmatagm.bsky.social, the D6X nearly refused to let me and my six year old at Franklin Park, where we’d been waiting at the stop with the D6X sign for ten minutes.

Driver: “we don’t stop here, we stop down there.“

Assuming that’s true, please fix your signs!