Paul Hammond

You want your bill and to pay it?! Calm down Rockefeller I'll get the card machine.

And who wants their MP going around fixing broken stuff? I much prefer them to be shouting into a void about stuff on Twitter.

I came here for this response. Thank you for your service 😂

That colour combo is immense! Congratulations on an awesome purchase.

Justin Currie from Del Amitri - I’d imagine he’d make quite a good therapist of his lyrics are anything to go by!

It was the best day when I found Guinness Zero. The only thing I ever missed when I stopped drinking.

1983 and still things being shown in black and white 👀

Wiiiiillllllll

Simply lovely some would say...

Wasn’t he also a married man trying to have an affair with Chrissie in an earlier episode or have I imagine that?

Only one still exists (technically) in Birch’s which is still a Vindis VW dealership (very different building now though!) the rest became housing (except for Hollands which has the most amazing mosque on it!)

Ah, those are the passengers who listen to their music with no headphones....

I feel like I knew the Bond thing for some reason. But he will always be the saxophonist on Baker Street for me regardless. Go on Bob, give it some!!

In an ironic twist, I am going to watch a gig tonight meaning no takeaway choice as its kebab because its quick and round the corner, and sprint qualifying recorded when I get home. Enjoy!!

Wait until he finds out how many people voted for Boaty McBoatface and didn’t get their way.

It’s the whole ‘it was only’ defence. It was only a piece of cake that did for Johnson remember, not the lies, parties, defending a sex offender etc etc. It seems to be a standard defence.

A handy feature, as when you need your pencil it’s always exactly where you left it.

21"? That were the big telly in the living room when I were a lad!

Today’s charity shop haul. £15 the lot - widening my horizons is paying dividends. #vinyl #charityshopvinyl

So giving this place a try again as X is a cesspit now. Looking for recommended follows, as struggling to find folk from X. Looking for cars (old and new), F1, anything retro (TV, Radio, Adverts etc), maybe a bit of football here and there... All suggestions gratefully received...

Joan of Arc had better AI Union Flags?

#ProofofCat. This is Spot. She likes sleeping, treats and meowing at us around 5.30 every morning…

This kind of content is why it is currently invite only here.