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Miniature wargame liker. Queer-coded comic relief. Pissed off leftist. Currently writing a historical wargame. She/her

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, โ€œhow much will you give me for this stale bread?โ€ Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, โ€œtell ya whatโ€” I got a buddy whoโ€™s an expert on this stuff.โ€ Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, โ€œhow much will you give me for this stale bread?โ€ Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, โ€œtell ya whatโ€” I got a buddy whoโ€™s an expert on this stuff.โ€ Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.

11.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10657    ๐Ÿ” 2015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Goonhammer Reviews: Hide, Stone, and Bone, a Prehistoric Skirmish Game Today in (Pre-)Historicals weโ€™re going all the way back to the Paleolithic Era to look at Hide, Stone, and Bone.

The Historicals gang go back to the dawn of time with a look at Hide, Stone and Bone, a game of pre-historic combat.

07.02.2026 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Major Motoko Kusanagi, her left arm lost.

Major Motoko Kusanagi, her left arm lost.

Been reading a bit of Ghost in the Shell this week

06.02.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1454    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Torturing my artist friend by subjecting him to the whims of Game Design

05.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sci-fi armored cannon walker in a red desert setting.

A sci-fi armored cannon walker in a red desert setting.

Some Martian artillery or whathaveyou

27.01.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 811    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stopped reading r/rpg after takes like this were raising my blood pressure near daily. Truly awful platform

27.01.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you think they'd be friends

20.01.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1273    ๐Ÿ” 220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Never add music to an existing playlist when you're high because you might end up listening to a lot of bad techno that does not hold up sober

21.01.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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necromancer

20.01.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10945    ๐Ÿ” 2436    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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it's Steely Dan Sunday

11.01.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Remember when Hayao Miyazaki designed a model kit, and it was a redonculous multi turret tank with a 20 pig strong crew, including chef and waiter? Yeah good times.

22.12.2024 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1479    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
A big green mech with a small green pilot.

A big green mech with a small green pilot.

Got it in my head to attempt drawing a mech. Not in my comfort zone at all but it's fun.

10.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1104    ๐Ÿ” 241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think I've stumbled on something with a irregular grid-based mass battle system concept I've had. The main point of interest is that the game can be played on a side of A4/A3 and initial playtesting is quite promising

09.01.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2025 was the year of getting fired twice. I am hoping 2026 will be the year of not getting fired

01.01.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've finally gone full sicko and ordered a full 2mm renaissance force. God help me

31.12.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm finally watching the original Gundam series properly and good lord the abridged movies don't do it justice at all

28.12.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lieutenant Bright: "I don't like your tone. I'm in charge here!"

Also Lieutenant Bright, immediately after: "You there! Civilian child! What is your military assessment?"

28.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Google is cooked man

20.12.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The crux of my issues with the criticism is that the background was mechanically identical to the "normal" dwarf other than dwarf NPCs dehumanising the Ill-formed Dwarf. There's a lot in that metaphor but I particularly resonated with that from the standpoint of an autistic person

07.12.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it was yes, though I didn't realise you were involved in the subsequent revision process. As you say Troika was not and is not perfect but I am still very defensive of the Ill-formed Dwarf

07.12.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This happened years ago and is not relevant by any means but I still think the controversy around the Ill-formed Dwarf background from Troika was largely horseshit

It was an incredible piece of metaphor expressed through game mechanics and I think the backlash was wrongheaded

07.12.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's getting colder

29.11.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 584    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I would love you even in your century of humiliation (hypothetically)

29.11.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have an English degree but not in a useful way. I just have opinions on literature

27.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone know someone that does editing for technical games writing? (wargames/RPGs specifically)

Current getting close (tm) to finishing a rules draft and I would be interested in someone helping to standardise language/terms and help with the flow and order of info.

27.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heavy is the hand that strokes the hog

22.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Transgender Awareness Week

17.11.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1308    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Happy ten year anniversary to @webeharebrained.bsky.social's #Shadowrun Hong Kong! #cyberpunk #fanart

20.08.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1028    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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tombloom.itch.io/games-for-fr... GAMES FOR FREAKS VOL 3 NOW AVAILABLE

13.11.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3219    ๐Ÿ” 674    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

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